Gopher Boy 

Gopher Boy is the pooner child of Ben leonard, Itchy and a goat or an unemployed music untalent Jack michealson and a lama. This strange creature has a golden singing voice, is well hung, incredibly small and has buck teeth.

hay how are you gopher boy.

Gopher Boy by Keeper of the family tree September 9, 2004

gopher tits 

A woman (usually an older woman) who has long saggy breasts. Derived from: "Her tits are so saggy that when she takes her bra off they GO FOR the ground... hence gopher tits.

Ex. My wife's breasts used to be a perky 36B, but now that she is pushing 50 they are more like a 42 long. Now she has fucking gopher tits!

gopher tits by Baconheart December 28, 2008

gopher trap 

a mouth, destined for temporary testicle storage.

Imma go tea bag this gopher trap I knew from school.

gopher trap by Tony McMuph June 21, 2008

Gopher Jelloshot 

Jack off into your belly button then have your girl suck it out..

Dude i totally gave your girl a gopher jelloshot!!!

Gopher Jelloshot by Mr.Harguna February 3, 2010

gopher shit 

Gopher Shit is used to describe a nasty little man, or woman. They tend to be brownish, and small. Just like Gopher Shit. A person who is described as a piece of "Gopher Shit" is usually untrustworthy, dark, weak, and senile. The piece of Gopher Shit is also false, and filthy, The piece of Gopher Shit is also untrustworthy and undependable, it should be discarded.

Mark looks is a piece of Gopher Shit

Jose is so nasty, he's nastier than Gopher Shit

Juan looks like Gopher Shit

Juanita is so dark, darker than gopher shit

gopher shit by Bugatti July 13, 2014

gopher poking 

when you have to make doo butt dont have a place to go to so your gopher pokes out of its hole... the corn hole.

I had to take a shit so bad I was gopher poking.

i was gopher poking when i attempted figging and i think the gopher isnt a vegan.

I bet I can save those gopher poke folk by making free solar porta pottys with fans and dryer sheets and pay for it with advertising on the porta pottys.

gopher poking by openInvent December 17, 2016

Gopher Tugging 

The act of pulling on one’s penis to break The Suspensory Ligament and permanently increasing the length of the penis.

Girl 1: “where did Owen go?”
Girl 2: “I think he went gopher tugging for us.”

Gopher Tugging by MoCeramic October 12, 2023