shitting like a goose

The state of having extreme diarrhea. The art of peeing out of your asshole.

Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."

shitting like a goose by #1SMTX October 3, 2015

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wigwam for a goose's bridle

AN OLD AUSTRALIAN SLANG TERM FOR "HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW"

OR.... IF YOU ARE MAKING SOMETHING AND YOU COULDN'T BE FUCKED EXPLAINING IN DETAIL WHAT IT IS.
IT'S ON THE SHELF NEXT TO THE THINGAMAJIG AND THE DOOHICKEY.

A WIGWAM FOR A GOOSE'S BRIDLE IS USED TO TRIM PINOCCHIO'S BALL HAIR......SILKY SMOOTH.

wigwam for a goose's bridle by GS71 April 19, 2017

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Goosen

The act of dramatically craving for something, typically food.

Oh man, I’m goosen for a buttery Jack from ‘Jack in the box’. Said hungry Ted

Goosen by Jack from Jack in the box September 20, 2022

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you dun goofed

When you have committed an act in which "consequences will never be the same again"

You dun goofed!

you dun goofed by Don Goof July 16, 2010

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Goose Suit

an old circus term

"they're goosed a bit", "they're in goose suits"

Goose Suit by F. Aggot July 6, 2021

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Silly Goose

You would call someone a "Silly Goose" when they're being silly.

"You're a Silly Goose, Skeppy."

Silly Goose by Lovely Melodie August 11, 2020

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Untitled Goose Game

a game so addictive that you can't get off. It is about a goose.

PewDiePie played Untitled Goose Game for 1 hour.

Untitled Goose Game by RyanPhill236 September 26, 2019

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