Beer Googles

When a drunk person is searching the internet and accidentally uses yahoo or bing, two of the lesser quality search engines, instead of Google.

I tried to find a night club online last night but I was so drunk I used yahoo.com. Beer Googles got the best of me.

by mason26 October 3, 2011

googlescrolling

to sit on the computer all day and look things up on google

ive looked up 300 things on google today, man im really googlescrolling

by russian2525 May 29, 2009

Googleosophy

The mistaken belief that that anyone can obtain wisdom or a thorough understanding of a complex topic with a Google search

Tom: Did you hear? Dick did his own tax this year - reckons he could look up everything on the net.

Harry: Typical Googleosophy!

Tom: Yeah, I know, he'll be audited for sure.

by iglesia1995 November 11, 2009

googlesomatic

convincing yourself that you have a certain illness, disease, rash, bug bite, or other ailment based on a thorough investigation, but not actually having any of the aforementioned issues

She thought she had bedbug bites, but it was purely googlesomatic

by ambyguity July 18, 2010

googlesnipe

to use an internet-based search engine to prove or disprove a theory or claim.

Lance attempted to googlesnipe Michele when he didn't believe her claim that the Great Lakes were actually inland seas.

by bigfitz53 August 11, 2010

Googlesworth

The scant details obtained from the brief descriptions of a google search.

"She talked as though she had a lot of knowledge about Japanese cuisine, but really she only had a googlesworth of information".

by JL Fenton May 5, 2011

Googletory

When you click on a Google image to see the larger version, then click the back button but are prohibited from going back to the search results page.

"Aaaahhh! I can't click away from this picture of a guy eating a dead zebra! I'm stuck in Googletory!"

by ebethleo December 5, 2011