Goosed

Being heavily intoxicated, usually by the effects of marijuana.

"Dude I just ripped that bong, now I'm goosed"

by Furniture Wallace July 11, 2019

Goosed

Goosed..Humped, Fucked,Ass,Bum,Spinkster,Shitter,Porked.

See that look on his/her face like they were Goosed.

by squid1161 January 21, 2020

goobser

The floppy hose in the man's undercarriage that is held up by supporters

That goobser is really gross. He is a soldier and has taken the drug blood to stay erect.

by GreatGuppyGod March 18, 2020

Goosed It

To fuck something up

“Dave just painted this wall the wrong colour”
“Oh mate he’s Goosed It”

by Hawko74 July 8, 2020

Goosed

To be fucked, boned, done for, finished, or generally put out or in trouble

I forgot to take the chicken out to defrost and Mum just came home, I'm goosed

by toplobster90 October 19, 2020

goobed on

Another way of saying, "Get shit on" when you successfully defeat someone in a task.

Caleb: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRAHHHHHH!! (anger noises)
Jaden: haha you're bad kid get goobed on.

by RichardCheaz4 December 13, 2020

Goosed

When you are so high, that you can’t remember if you just hit the bong or not; so you just hit it again.

Ralphio- Shit man... I just goosed the hell out of that bong!

Kyle- No shit dude, it was my turn.

by KristaBrooks January 7, 2021