govbers

"Yes, I've seen the latest unemployment figures - but if you believe the govbers, I've got a bridge to sell you..."

by Shlomo Hussein April 4, 2009

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Goober Stupid

I get so Goober Stupid when she pulls out that big'ol ass. I can't think about anything but butt.

by flop dobbins October 10, 2014

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the female "crown jewel".....aka vagina.....aka where babies are made...aka the last base of a homerun

"Dude, did you hit that goobernoochie last night?"
"Bro, I heard you destroyed that goobernoochie last night?"

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A woman who's only objective in life is to Gobble as many goobers as she possibly can....

I never see Katie eat anything so how can she be so fat, it must be all the goobers she gobbles right before bed, she must be a goobergoblin

by DR.S Moostie June 22, 2019

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Mispronunciation of the movie theater candy "Goobers". Used also for small snacks that you can pick up in handfuls and put in your mouth.

"Hand me those boxes of googersnacks and Raisinettes. The movie is getting ready to start and I am hungry."

by Slanginfoguy June 24, 2021

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Adjective:
1. To have the behavior of a goober.
2. To be a little bit of a silly goofy guy.

Person 1: Why is that guy dancing in class?
Person 2: He’s just being goofy.
Person 1: Bro is gooberous.

by Emperor Chicken August 28, 2023

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When you ejaculate into a tube sock only to then inadvertently put that same sock on later.

My parents came home early and I pulled on a tube goober!

by Regtable Spunk May 22, 2019

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