Goober Knobber

Its when you look in the newspaper obituaries for a recently passed old woman. Then you and your friend dig her up from her grave. Guy 1 puts mouth on the old womans vagina while guy 2 jumps from the tombstone and lands on her stomach. Whatever lands in guy 1's mouth is a goober knobber

Your breath is terrible, that last old bitch gave you a stanky ass goober knobber.

by niccuh65 December 1, 2010

Gombeenman

In Ireland -a 'snake-oil' salesman : a committed 'Yes' man , no matter what the question or his previous views on that subject : a 'know-it-all' who will plausibly convince you of how right he is , while he fumbles in his greasy till , professionally hiding the fact that he knows nothing about the issue in question .
Usually ends up in a political career !

Too many to mention - also too libellous to do so !
" That fella up at the bar , there - he should be able to fix ya up . He's a wee bit of a gombeenman , but sure he's not the worst ... "

by John Horan . April 19, 2006

Goobert

A Goobert is someone who doesnt know what's going on (usually in a conversation)

Origin: Galway,Ireland

A:I hate Him he's so annoying!
B:Who?Jim?
A:NO!I'm talking about David!Your such a Goobert!

by flare 114 June 15, 2006

gobbeldyguke

Nonsense. Gobbeldyguke is simple to write because you write random letters!

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by Matt11111 December 1, 2011

globe-trotter

A person who travels around the world by pleasure

I´ve been a globe-trotter for 5 years, now I´m back to start a serious work!

by Bruna August 10, 2005

goobed

very high.

bro 1: bro i’m so goobed
bro 2: i can tell bro

bro 3: that man over there is def goobed rn
bro 4: for sure

by rinniepoopoo April 27, 2020

giober

to be gooberish in nature yet be somewhat cooler than the everday goober

"Travis is such a giober, you know the other day he goober graped a kid, but he's still pretty cool for going out with that hot tall blonde girl."
"Luke is pretty cool, but he's a major goober, well I guess that makes him a giober"

by doohttam June 9, 2009