Gonzimus

A feeling of anger or madness.

ARGHH IM SO GONZIMUS

by Scrooch January 2, 2019

godzillass

an ass that is so abnormally large compared to the girl's body that it seems to be equivalent to at least three times the size it should be

"wtf?!, Laquisha just shoved me into the wall!" -jodie

"oh no, it wasn't her fault, shes got a godzillass" -vicky

by yourmutha March 17, 2009

gonzales muzzleloader

being that Gonzales,TX is the birthplace of Texan freedom with the yelling of "come and take it"and the firing of a single cannon shot at the lowly mexicans, its only fitting that this oft-practiced sexual manuever be made known to the world.
while having your girl, or guy for some of yall, in the doggy style position, take a large pinch of copenhagen and a plump paper shell pecan and insert into the victims rectum and then use your "rod" to drive the powder and shot home, quickly jumping back and yelling "come and take it". if the victim is pointed in the right direction, the ensuing "shot" has the potential to flatten numerous victims, so after the loading and packing, get outta the way quick. a fitting and glorious tribute to the texas revolution

after johnny gave susy a "gonzales muzzleloader", that pecan broke several truck windows

by txnduckhntr January 2, 2012

godzilla laugh

Godzilla laughing is when someone laughs so hard that they cough and laugh at the same time similarly to Godzilla when he roars.

Chris " Ohh look liam just Godzilla laughed agian ,what a dick"

by Chrisisposh12345 October 8, 2016

Jose Gonzales i know your seeing this

Ok guys let me tell you a epic story, so yesterday i was eating a cat lol

Jose Gonzales i know your seeing this

by Fernandito7648 April 25, 2019

Danny Gonzalez

a very hot commentary youtuber lol

omg guys I am one of DANNY GONZALEZ'S Gregs

by MALOIKY August 5, 2022

Mr. Gonzalez

A really hot math teacher who should've been a model but instead pursued a career as a high school teacher. His looks are so glorious it will blow you away and send you to heaven, not to mention, the fragrance he wears is absolutely majestic you could smell it from a mile away.

Person 1: Omg Mr. Gonzalez is so hot.
Person 2: I know right, I'd let him divide my legs.

by calculator4ever December 3, 2022