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Gobble my Coggle 

Popularized in the 2018 novel "Death of a Guardsman", when the protagonist demands that his apprentice "gobble his coggle", meaning he wants to be deepthroated and gagged on. To have one's coggle gobbled basically involves receiving a really awesome blowjob that produces a full-body high that can't be replicated in unprotected sex. This is the best thing that can happen to a person. In fact, I'm getting my coggle gobbled right now. Ooooh yeah. OOOOOOOOOOOOH yeeeeeeeh.

*eggplant*
"Hey Duncan can I have some money to go shopping?"
"I don't know, I'll definitely need something in return Felina."
"No! NO!"
"YES! MY COGGLE WILL BE GOBBLED! GOBBLE MY COGGLE!"
"This is the fifth time to---gobblegobblegobblecogglecoggle
Gobble my Coggle by YungHoratio February 17, 2019
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Gobble Smackle 

"He slid his Gobble Smackle in slowly."
Gobble Smackle by vixqan May 21, 2023

gobble gobble girl 

Name for a girl that just loves to suck cock
gobble gobble girl by Adam B-) December 8, 2004

Gobble Gobble 

The act of receiving fellatio while enjoying a delicious turkey feast on Thanksgiving.
There's nothing better than a little Gobble Gobble on Thanksgiving
Gobble Gobble by Kaiti-not-a-Lady November 25, 2009

Gobble Gum 

Gobble-Gum: A blowjob from a person without teeth
Your grandma just gave me the best Gobble Gum ever
Gobble Gum by Delaron9 January 16, 2016

Gobble cock 

Ipswich woman goes by trees are green. Does this for fun
Gobble cock is out having fun.
Gobble cock by Natbatnat99n July 4, 2023

gobble gobble 

To suck dick. Giving oral sex to a man. Giving head.
Last night I gave my boyfriend some gobble gobble
gobble gobble by miSs NisH September 6, 2010