blows goats for half price

To badly suck. To suck worse than anything has ever sucked before. worse than diping french fries in your comatose mother in laws bed sores, eeewwwww grossss !!!!!!!!!

This freaking job blows goats for half price, Yeah what a desperation station this place is.

by [e-mail] March 29, 2008

The BOAT of all GOATS

Name for someone who has transcended GOAT status

Tom Brady is the BOAT of all GOATS.

by tmor84 December 19, 2018

Best Friend Goals

When someone, of lesser importants, gets jealous easily because two people are Best Friends. In order to achieve the title of, "best friend goals," you must have a best friend that goes to your house like every weekend, practically lives there, to only take naps on your couch. You also must have a small group of haters that wishes they have a good of a best friend relationship.

"Rachel and Ashlyn are always hanging out with each other," -person
"Ugh, they are best friend goals, I hate them," -Hater

by Mini Mint Oreos February 27, 2015

How many goats are YOU worth?

The estimated value of one's daughter, often before being sent off to marriage.

Father: How many goats are YOU worth?

Daughter: ...Well, maybe, 3 goats... and perhaps a sheep or cow?

Father: What is this, prostitution?!? I will take no less than 13 goats, 2 cows, and a sheep! Do you understand? Find a rich man who will comply.

Daughter: ...Oh, oh-ohk...

by ForYou,Jmu July 3, 2010

Hot Chick Glansburg

A hot girl who sits alone in the lunchroom. A lot like the joke used in Superbad about Steven Glansburg, but used in the terms of a hot girl.

Yea she is totally a hot chick Glansburg

by Perp21 September 30, 2010

Gansevoort

A place in between saratoga and south glens falls that has more cows then people. The actual people here consits of the farmers, the people who hang out at stewarts, and the drug dealers. The buses that run through the town normally have some sort of dealing on them. its quite histerical. Our biggest event here is the town wide garage sale, whe everyone actually leaves there houses and tries to buy other peoples garbage.Eatin mad good hot dogs and look out for trains. hence dont play in the tracks. AKA g-voort, the voort, smallest town un america.

lets go down to gansevoort and get some of them damn good hotdogs, and maybe some junk we dont need.

by Bobbyrayy December 19, 2008

Ganstabating

The self pleasure of a thug. Also known as a person that is consistently late.

Dirty D's still not here he must be Ganstabating again.

by Ej22t_hybrid February 18, 2010