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gluten

what celiacs can't have.

contrary to the previous definition, i promise you as a celiac that gluten IS in buckwheat and quinoa.
I accidentally ate gluten and now I'm gonna be sick for a couple of days because I have this stupid Celiac Disease ...
by Ashley the Celiac November 17, 2006
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Gluten

Every rich person is intolerant to this substance. You have to be rich to find out how exactly it affects its victims.
Duncan: Becky I can’t have that cake. I’m gluten intolerant.

About Duncan: he is a single man. Survives on a well paid job and usually hangs around in supermarket. Oh and he is allergic to gluten! Whatever that means to him
by Mazefactory January 4, 2018
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gluten freestyler

A Gluten Freestyler is a person who participates in a sport or fitness activity and has a food diet that avoids gluten.

For example a athlete with a diet that avoids gluten would be called a 'gluten freestyler'.
This gluten freestyler way has got me so lean because I can't find food to eat that is gluten-free.

A gluten freestyler travels the world and trains at high intensity levels, but is impeded by the difficulty in finding suitable safe gluten-free foods for recovery and growth.
by Angelo Soul March 1, 2020
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Glutenoid

I asked my glutenoid friend to try my new gluten-free recipe.
by Fickce4 March 18, 2010
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GLUGENSCHLIAMER

If Bubba Kush and White Widow fucked and made a baby, and at the same time..Cinderella-99 and Purple Erkle fucked and made a baby...and some how THOSE babies met and fucked.....thats GLUGENSCHLIAMER!
"Oh my GOSH!" That bud must'a been GLUGENSCHLIAMER!!!

...dude...GLUGENSCHLIAMER!! Did you bring that GLUGENSCHLIAMER with ya man? I left mine at the house...
by SmokkaTheDank May 5, 2010
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Gluten-Gaslighted

When people think you are 'faking' your gluten intolerance and label you as difficult and neurotic.
OMG, I got Gluten-Gaslighted on the yoga retreat - the others thought it was all in my head and told me so, despite me having a obvious and severe physical reaction to the bread!
by Ali Sea July 13, 2017
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glutenous

The fat filthy beast. The intake of slime and lard in ones temple they refer to as a body.
The soiled diapers and glutenous souls...the beasts time nears
by Gonzo Horse March 28, 2013
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