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Glomp

When you totally tackle-hug hug someone because you are extremley happy to see them.
When I saw (person) yesterday I glomped her like five times!! I hadn't seen her for weeks.
by Laci Nicole April 26, 2008
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Gloomping

Gloomping refers to traveling with a group of friends in the middle of the night in vehicles and following random strangers in their cars in order to scare them as a prank. No harm is ever intended whilst gloomping. Gloomping can take place in many forms. The key to a successful gloomping session is the setup. Some examples of a good setup might be:

Parking your car on the side of the road with the lights off and waiting for oncoming traffic. Once said traffic passes you, flip on the headlights and pull a U-Turn. They would have thought the car was off and parked, and the sudden U-Turn is bound to scare the shit out of them. Proceed to follow them, or let them go, your choice.

If gloomping with more than two vehicles, it is best to have something like a walkie talkie. You can pull the same setup as before, or a setup with slight variations. Have the first car pull the initial setup, and then have another car flip the lights on down the street when the car gets closer. This will scare the shit out of the driver to know they're outnumbered.

Gloomping is most effective when done in a dark, neighborhood setting.

Safety should always be key when gloomping. Never push the joke too far, and never put yourself or the person you are gloomping in danger. Never follow a driver into their driveway, or into an alley, you never know if they could step out of their car with a weapon. If a driver seems suspicious, back off. Don't do anything stupid, as gloomping is already stupid enough.
Hey dude! Wanna go gloomping tonight!?

Yooooooooo! Bro! That gloomping sesh last night was totally rad bro!

Dog... I think I just got gloomped.
by Gloomp God June 6, 2021
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gloom merchant

A sad, uninteresting person to be around and peddles gloom and sadness upon everyone.
Bill is such a downer that he is but a gloom merchant.
by FartButt January 24, 2014
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Gloom

Where is she
Where is gloom?
What happened to her
by Allhaillexi! October 8, 2023
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glomp

Verb. Normally online.
To hug someone such that the hug is immediately preceded by a lunge, usually by surprise though not in aggression.
Online
Siiw: Hi :)
Ruzzy: O hai! *glomp*
Siiw: *glomp* :)
by Justin Caruana February 6, 2009
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glomp

a flying bear hug, often used to affectionately wrestle someone to the ground.

Used alot in the anime culture and in text based chat societies, e.g. Forums, chat rooms, txt'n, etc
taken from real life
Matt - Oh my god, CHRIS!!!!!
*glomps*
Chris - You might want to get up, people might think we are...well, you know...
Matt - Dude, it was a glomp. Everyone knows glomps are cool!
Chris - Oh, OK
by mwh88 January 27, 2007
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Gloom Metal

A rare strand of Metal music (Genre) characterised by muted irregular drum beats, lead bass guitar in a downbeat style with an accompanying echoic low volume guitar, generating an ambience of potent despair. Generally includes throaty/nasal vocals of a gloomy persuasion.
Live performances are largely of low amplification in venues of poor acoustic tombre.
Fanbase tend to be reclusive and tend to go out on overcast days and evenings.
Popular bands include Spousa Lid, Rainy Day and Pension Collection.
Jayms:"Do you like Gloom Metal?"
James:"Yes, i am partial to its lumbering ambience."
Disco Steve:"No, I prefer Disco."
by Jayms/James/Disco Steve October 22, 2008
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