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Globetrotting

Alright, this only works if the man is shorter than the woman.
In the act of sex, the man is on top. He moves his legs in a running motion, as if playing basketball. And reaches up towards the woman's chest, grasping the boobs.
Why is he with that tall girl

Dude they like globetrotting
by SleezyPete69 January 20, 2011
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globolaria

A disease that makes you ooze blood from all parts of your body mixed with black magic dust.... started by a magical gloria.
Aw dammit I caught globolaria... now I'm going to die. god.
by PEnELOPEeeee November 14, 2007
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Harlem Globetrotter

A sterotypical black male (Harlem) who gets women pregnant, and leaves his state/country never to be seen again, or for at least 20 years as to avoid child support. (globetrotter). Usually goes by an alias to the females he impregnates as to further disrupt any efforts at locateing him.
Hood rat: Where yo baby daddy?

Trick ass mark: Dat ol Harlem Globetrotter, punk ass, nigga ass, bitch ass, buster ran off when I told him im havin his children.
by Ampresandman February 7, 2012
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glootfutabitz

When a man has to urinate and deficate at the same time.

This is necessary in most men, especially when straining to deficate, because some urine may expel too.
Ned had to glootfutabitz, which meant he had to sit down and use the bathroom, which made him feel like a bitch.
by dwayne May 11, 2004
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Glooty

A combination of the word glutes and booty. Used to describe a thicc girl who works for her assets.
That glooty is FINE.

Dude, do you see that glooty over there. I mean, DAMN.
by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019
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GoBots

The original transforming robots (Before transformers!)
Released 1984.
Transformers were released
Starscream: Does anybody else notice that megatron's minicon is a fucking gobot?
Skywarp: Dude GoBots is such a rip off.
Demolisher: Bro it actually came first
Megatron: Shut up
by Ariel Aries January 3, 2021
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Globetard

Based off the term "libtard"

A globetard is someone who lives in the fantasy that thinks the idea of globalism would work. A globetard spends his or her or whatever it identifies as (because it commonly identified as something that's not real) saying that the idea of a world government would work because everyone would work together to eliminate the evil bankers and elites, and everyone would prosper. Commonly points to the EU as an example, although ignoring the fact that the EU was built up by the elites. Also, they live on the notion that everyone loves everyone and with the press of a button, they will end racism and discrimination. Usually between the ages of 12-21. Usually college student who picked a terrible major, or a middle schooler/high schooler who thinks their idea can change the world. Or a high school teacher who just wants the benefits and a bigger paycheck.
Kid #1: Yo bro, a world government could totally save us! Like all the leaders of the world come together like the EU! We could crush the elites and end inequality! Bro we can do it!

Smart Kid: Why would the leaders of the world who already took huge loans of money from the elite to create wars and chaos across the world, come together for peace and harmony? Maybe we should just shrink the size of the government so it has less power, so the elites can't dominate it anymore.

Kid #1: Bro? Bro? That's racist you bigot! This is the future! Progress bro we're gonna unite and the world will be beautiful!

Smart Kid: You're honestly such a globetard. You live in a fantasy world where you think everything can work out with a huge and powerful government.

Kid #1: *doesn't have the mental capability to respond as they were utterly destroyed by facts
by OMGdude July 2, 2016
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