Whack my Gack

A way of someone to say masturbate my penis.

Jim: Hey you, why don't you come over here and Whack my Gack!?
Tim: That is quite rude.

by Popaius November 8, 2016

Bär inte paveljonger med glaskranar

A famous Swedish saying meaning to use the right tools for the right task. -Brevqvist

A: Why is my condom always breaking when I'm putting it on?
B: Bär inte paveljonger med glaskranar, you are supposed to use your hands not your scissors.

by Svearikes Bok Av Uttryck November 1, 2023

Glacial Facial

After a man and women engage in sex, the man then takes his penis and rubs semen over the womens face.

After having sex, I gave her a nice glacial facial, got up, and took a shower.

by muffinman69 February 7, 2007

Gackt Camui

Full name of the Japanese rock artist Gackt. Believed by many narrow-minded idiots as "OMFG hes such a fag," defended by over-obsessed fangirls as entirely straight, but even we fans without remarkably low intelligence levels aren't really sure.

"OMFG Gackt is a RETARD!!!!111"

"omfg gackt is SEXY!!!!!11111!!"

by Kipper May December 23, 2004

gacked out

To be real real real high, on meth, crack, PCP or whatever gets you fuzzy!

I was nekkid gacked out and shootin' at the cops.
I acquired all this copper wire when I were gacked out!
That bitch is gacked the fuck out!

by rusty squeezebox June 14, 2008

glacier dump

When you take such a huge crap that 10% of the poop sits above water in the bowl.

PF Changs lends itself well to constructing these monstrosities.

Props if your glacial creation crosses the toilet seat plane.

Two eggrolls and a double serving of beef lo main left me with only one option after lunch...glacier dump in the executive suite. It was epic.

by nofx9019 March 30, 2010

glaikit

Scottish word meaning: stupid, foolish, not very bright, thoughtless, vacant

"awa' yi glaikit bastirt!" (You are joking, you stupid bastard!"

by Steve W June 18, 2006