Glazed Chocolate Cake

The act of masturbating on top of a recent bowel movement, yours or otherwise.

Since becoming militantly green, i have been making Glazed Chocolate Cake instead of beating off in the shower.

by anon1235813 October 21, 2014

Glazed Ginster

Shaven Vagina, as in Shaven Haven/Shiney Pasty/Glazed Ginster

Man, I pulled off her panties to reveal a cracking Glazed Ginster...

by Andy and Chris July 19, 2007

Glazed Up

Leaving ya girl cum covered or cum filled.

Yo brooohh. Where's Manda?
She's in the bathroom Yo! Just did the nasty and she's a little Glazed Up.
You da man braaaaahhh!

by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016

glazed donut

A glazed donut is when a guy ejaculates semen on a woman's anal hole and smears it around thsu creating a glazed donut effect.

I gave her a glazed donut and her girlfriend ate it.

by Breejock October 23, 2007

glazed jelly donut

The process in which you ejaculate all over a girl's face, and then proceed to punch her in the nose.

"I gave that bitch a glazed jelly donut B!"

by Fighter Hayabusa July 6, 2003

glazed chocolate doughnut

after pulling a cleveland steamer on a girl cum all over the poop and it looks like a glazed chocolate doughnut

lidia: yesterday tom gave me a glazed chocolate doughnut it tasted so good

by bl123 October 19, 2008

Glazed

A glazing, the act there of; When someone ejaculates on someones forehead and throws sprinkles in their face you say"You got glazed". Original idea based out of Abita, Louisiana. Best used in swinger party situations when you can hit a dude in the face with a load, and have your woman finish him off with sprinkles.

"Ha ha, you just got glazed bitch!"
"Damn Ryan, you just glazed the fuck outta Tyler"
"Sprinkle, Sprinkle, bitch...you got glazed"

by Jervanic March 9, 2010