Gunky

Yucky and gross

Kari said that Mackenzies hair was so gunky, she had to redo it

by dynamicduoik April 11, 2016

Gunkulation

That nasty dried layer of junk that dries under the caps and lids of opened condiments.

I opened up the ketchup bottle and it was practically sealed shut with a thick layer of gunkulation. I had to wipe it off with paper tower before I lost my appetite.

by EtchenKlein June 13, 2011

gunky

A fellow human being with unadmirable traits who displeases you.

"Junior Barnes, you gunky!"

( Bill Cosby from Revenge )

by nochancewithouturanus May 30, 2009

hot gunk love

This is what occurrs during the hottest of hot love-making, while each partner is as sweaty and as hot as possible, and is working so hard at getting each other off that they let go of all bodily function and spew fluids and other nasty substances from every opening in their body. This event is usually very loud and always sloppy.

Samuel: (Uneasily) "Oh, hey there, Dad".
Donald: "Hey Sam. You look tired. What's wrong?"
Samuel: "Um, nothing. I...uh, I couldn't get to sleep lastnight...I kept hearing...noises".
Donald: "Hey, Sammy, shut the fuck up. Your mother and I have told you a thousand times that our hot gunk love is something special, and if you can't appreciate it, then get the fuck out of my house".
Samuel: "YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!"

by Babies September 13, 2006

grunken

when someone gives you a blow job while you take a shit.

im going to the restroom, will u give me a grunken?

by bizzou September 12, 2005

eye gunk

When you wake up in the morning, if you have crusties in your eye that is "eye gunk". Tends to look a lot like boogers.

i woke up in the morning and had eye gunk, it looked a lot like boogers.

by smurflinggrl May 28, 2008

Gunket

Another word for Sperm, Semen.

Careful where you spray that Gunket or don't spray that gunket in my hair!!

by Double Doubles May 20, 2017