Geezer Pleaser

One who satisfies the elderlys sexual needs

This guy I know is a huge geezer pleaser, He trolls the nurseing homes.

by FlemNasty July 30, 2013

Geize

To ask someone to have a look at something real quick. To look at something that your friend has

Hey mate, Chuck us a geize of that pic

by Gg sit back June 28, 2016

geezer nuts

At around age 60 your testicles begin to sag to your knees and sweet profusely. Some people my think the gentleman pissed his pants but rarely the case.

Well shit.. I thought Zack pissed is pants again but it was just his dam geezer nuts. Somebody grab him a napkin.

by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017

Geezeria

a disease which causes a severe deficiency of chromosones in one department of the celebrus

Another meaning is a condition like rabies which causes dementation in four areas of the brain

A third meaning is an alarmingly large ammount of acne across the facial area

Mr Beacroft has geezeria

by Toon243 December 17, 2018

Gezel

Gezel is A gangster, He is a sporty man, He also gets lots of girls, He has a fat dick And girls want him, he is specialties are his Strength and knowlendge he is a very expresseble person and he loves to comunicate to people, He loves his Family and he loves everyone he knows he never ever forgets whats important him. He also sticks for anyone who is need and help who ever is in danger. He very much likes to play outside, but he also is a Gamer and he is the best in the world and know can beat him because he will just bop them in the ass so watch out for him. last but not least he a hansem,Kind,anoyying,funny,joyful, young man.

I went ot a park and I saw Gezel.

I walked into a gaming room and saw Gezel.

by Jectonx June 23, 2019

geezerhostel

Slang term for a nursing home, assisted living center, or any housing facility for the elderly.

The casino started to fill with the odor of Ben Gay and adult diapers as buses from local geezerhostels began to show up.

by Timotheus325 January 19, 2021

geezer fur

That unwanted endless growth of additional fine, usually white hair that comes later in life, filling the ears and nostrils and moving down the sides of the neck where it just winds up making you look poorly groomed and fucked up.

Hey honey, can you help me shave my geezer fur before we go to bed?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2022