Gerbilism

The type of crappy journalism that results in urban myths such as "Richard Gere stuffed a gerbil up his ass."

I read blogs, but more an more they seem to practice gerbilism rather than serious journalism.

by bukowsky December 17, 2008

Garrison White

As close to perfect as you can get. perfect body, perfect hair, perfect eyes, everything. One who is insanely smart, and can pull off a v-neck sweater. also a state champion of some sort.

"did you see that guy?? he was a total Garrison White."

by bahamamammmaa November 9, 2011

genrikh

a genrikh is a volcel who claims to be 0.25% native american.

Man, that guy is such a genrikh!

by Red277 March 12, 2019

garrick

the coolest guy ever can get through 6 girls at once and has got the biggest dick is super kind and the loving best guy you will ever meet he is super cool and will beat up any shit that challenges him he is not a spastic and will fucking survive anything he is dope dank super and of course he dabs

"I wish I was like Garrick I am such a fucktard compared to him"

by the coolest dankest dude ever April 5, 2018

pulling a gerrit

when a guy is thrusted into a someone's boobs with so much intensity it is possible to bite it unintentionally.

"Bob totally pulled a Gerrit on Kenzie today!"

Guy walks in crying
Friend "Whats the matter?"
Guy "i was just pulling a Gerrit on Lared. i didn't mean to"
Friend "oh my gawd, im so sorry man!"
Guy " i know, man. i know."

by flats117 December 7, 2009

genrist

From the words racist and sexist, comes a new -ist word. A genrist is someone who things some or one music genre is superior to another, just as a racist would think their race is better than another. Most genrists consist of people who love rap, but hate anything that includes a guitar, while some genrists believe that anything that rap shouldn't be considered music and is a disgrace. However, genrists consist of all different combinations in interests.

Dick: I hate rap and hip-hop. It's so stupid.

Jane: How can you hate rap and hip-hop? You're such a genrist. If you hate rap and hip-hop, what do you like? Rock?

Dick: Ha! That's even worse!

Jane: Then what the hell do you listen to?

Dick: Country and emo, duh.

by Vanillamayor April 4, 2009

genrism

the prejudice that members of one music genre are intrinsically superior to members of other genre

Genrism is when people us words like emo, gothic, etc. to describe music.

by T. V. H. January 25, 2009