bluff guff

The pressure on the bowel, causing one to wrongly think a motion is due.

"I thought it was time to drop a chocolate hostage, but it turned out to be a bluff guff!"

by Sludgerunner October 20, 2013

get out ma gaff ya green cunt

A video in which a scottish man tells yoda to get out his gaff and throws a bottle at him.

Person 1: Have you seen the video called 'get out ma gaff ya green cunt"?
Person 2: No?? that sounds weird
Person 1: Watch it it's so funny

by sefaD November 1, 2020

all over the gaff

British slang usually directed towards someone or yourself as being a complete mess, disorganized, and/or has no sense of direction.

"These days I've been all over the gaff"

"Where the bloody hell are you going?! You're all over the gaff!"

by Pseudonym Wizard November 4, 2009

Jim Gaffigan

Pale

"...my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John."
-Jim Gaffigan

by aaargh i am not a pirate April 23, 2011

guff

When something is a load of rubbish !
talking non-sense

dont give us yer guff : dont tok shite/rubbish

by hisstohat March 14, 2009

gruffalo

It is a term used to describe the most foul looking women you could possibly imagine. These women only are seen when they come out of the lagoon in order get action by cornering unsuspecting, drunk men. This term is not to be taken lightly.

Matt, Bill, and Garrett have hooked up with gruffaloes.

by Schorry July 23, 2008

Gaffneyed

When an opponent picks up a fantasy free agent strictly for fill in purposes out of utter desperation and that player subsequently goes for a career day to cement an unholy victory (and league championship) over a more deserving opponent.

(Named after Jabar Gaffney, for his week 17 performance for the Denver Broncos in 2009 when he went for 14 catches and 214 yards)

I got so fucking Gaffneyed by Rory when he picked up David Clowney as a bye week fill in and he had 8 catches and 2 TDs.

by CBFFL February 12, 2010