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Gateway Station

This SkyTrain station is sad and lonely. No one ever uses it. The only entrance to the station is on the north side of 108th Avenue, but there is an emergency exit on the south side, which for some reason has its gate unlocked all the time. Gateway to Hell.

What makes this station even more sad is that the surrounding area is like Yaletown but quiet and sad.
Have you heard of Gateway station? Me neither.
by WeedTree October 31, 2018
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gateway cookie

A basic cookie, maybe a Fig Newton, that will eventually lead you to eating Erin’s Heavenly cookies. Her cookies eventually become only way to find relief in your ever growing cookie addiction.....
by Cookie Monster37727 April 25, 2019
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Gateway touch

A gateway touch is a good way to touch a woman and figure out if you can keep touching and talking sexual with her at work without getting reported, often starts with a subliminal massage.
Hey look at me I'm a d**k. I work in local government. Think I might start with a gateway touch and then ask the women to go swimming, maybe talk about fetishes, maybe I will run my finger up her leg, maybe put my body up against her body, maybe bring a book about vagina and pubic hair to work, maybe call her magic fingers in a meeting, see if it makes her uncomfortable, I did the gateway touch and she didn't report me, maybe I might tell her I can get it up. If she reports me I'll say lots of words like I can't remember, words like maybe and um and Uh. I should be able to get away with it.
by Allegedly... October 18, 2019
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Gateway Sex

First time sex resulting in a addictive behavior. Some what like gateway drug.
The slut had her gateway sex in the 8th grade, she is addicted now.
by Themanunderyourbed June 17, 2012
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Gatesware

Any version of Microsoft "Windows" An upgrade such as Vista actually being a downgrade - usually from the viewpoint of a smarter advanced Apple Mac user.
Pee Cee user to Mac user: my computer won't work.
Mac user: What version of Gatesware are you using? and why don't you get a "real" computer.
by AstoriaMichelle99 August 5, 2009
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Blowhole Gateway

A straw used as the passage to your nose
"Wheres the blowhole gateway, I wanna have a line."
by Double Trouble United June 30, 2009
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Gateway Dick

The dick that leads down the slippery slope to more dicks.
"Dude, I would so suckered my own dick!"

"No way man! My dick would be the gateway dick!"
by BCHam May 9, 2016
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