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Gareth

"Gareth" is a name reserved for handsome yet humble narcissists.

Normally given to very special Swedish princes.

As a friend, organiser or business man you wont get better than a "Gareth".
How good at Football are you ?
I'm fxxxing brilliant - I'm even better than Zlatan - Im almost a "Gareth"
by BillyHilton September 16, 2020
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Gareth Hamilton

Gareth Hamilton is a guy with an uneven head shape, and he is very stupid. He also gets bullied by his sibling and has gay genes that run through the family
“Lol look the younger sister is sitting in the front seat

“Oh yeah that’s Gareth Hamilton, he gets bullied by his sister.”
by phatwastaken November 21, 2021
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Gareth

A man who has no idea of what is going on 95% of the time.
"Oi that Gareth over there is so cooked"
by woodzzaayyyyy November 22, 2016
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Gareth

Gareth is ALWAYS 4'9 but will say he's 5'0 no matter what, he also has a SEVERE lack of female companions
"Gareth got turned down by Maya AGAIN@
by Mint Chocolate buttons August 11, 2022
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Gareth

The Gareth rizzed up his friends with lolly pops.
by Existiting GOAT February 27, 2023
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Gareth

Gareth is a mummy's boy who respects women.
Heart of gold with a dream of happiness, positive hard working man

Aims to please in the bedroom not a selfish lover

Tongue of steel
My name is gareth
by Gareth83 August 5, 2023
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gareth keetan

by Slonkongbotol June 12, 2019
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