Gareth is a sweet, considerate, and kind young man. Gareth’s have large and beautiful eyes along with long eyelashes, like glass oceans. He is creative, talented, and smart and an enjoyable person to be around. He can come off as shy or awkward at first, but once you get to know him he’s one of the most fun people you will get to know. He is affectionate and open about his feelings, and isn’t afraid of vulnerability or honesty about himself. He will always be there for you even when it’s hard. Any partner of his is lucky as hell and they should do everything in their power to keep him. He’s so awesome that his awesome and loving and hot and talented girlfriend would probably write an entry about him for him to stumble upon one day.
Person 1: who’s that boy with the beautiful green eyes?
person 2 presumably his hot gf: oh, that’s Gareth!
person 2 presumably his hot gf: oh, that’s Gareth!
by ratslushies November 26, 2021
Get the Garethmug. Gareth is ALWAYS 4'9 but will say he's 5'0 no matter what, he also has a SEVERE lack of female companions
by Mint Chocolate buttons August 11, 2022
Get the Garethmug. A domestic terrorist that has caused significant psychological harm to an entire nation.
Also fuck Spain.
Also fuck Spain.
"I heard Gareth Southgate wears a life vest into the bath"
"Gareth Southgate? Isn't he the mug that missed the penalty"
"Gareth Southgate? Isn't he the mug that missed the penalty"
by SouthgateBinLaden July 14, 2024
Get the Gareth Southgatemug. "Oi that Gareth over there is so cooked"
by woodzzaayyyyy November 22, 2016
Get the Garethmug. a midle hight nigga with a massive peen. im talking this shit is so long its 5 times longer then mr. sinses. he also is very gay around his homies and they think hes acting but he actualy is not.
(btw he also has had sexual intercorse with your mom)
(btw he also has had sexual intercorse with your mom)
by wise man gary February 1, 2022
Get the garethmug. Gareth Hamilton is a guy with an uneven head shape, and he is very stupid. He also gets bullied by his sibling and has gay genes that run through the family
“Lol look the younger sister is sitting in the front seat”
“Oh yeah that’s Gareth Hamilton, he gets bullied by his sister.”
“Oh yeah that’s Gareth Hamilton, he gets bullied by his sister.”
by phatwastaken November 21, 2021
Get the Gareth Hamiltonmug. To euthanise a cat, or group of cats. Named for a high profile millionaire in New Zealand who has been outspoken on his hatred of cats. Morgan has tales openly of his desire to eradicate the domestic housecat from NZ. He has called them sadists and serial killers who have “got to go”
by SalamanderJones May 13, 2021
Get the Gareth Morgan Specialmug.