gaper

the combination of a geek and a jerk.

That dungeon and dragon dude just flipped me the bird

by eglet December 4, 2003

gaper's block

When an anal queen and experienced gaper can't seem to relax and let her butthole dilate.

Man it was a long day at work today. Dana was having gaper's block for some reason. It took nearly the entire shoot for her to finally gape.

by Jack Tenrec July 6, 2016

Tales of a Gaper

The soon to be released novel that chronicles the story of a Whale and a Mouse that prove their love to one another through gaping.

Have you read “Tales of a Gaper” yet? It changed my life.

by Lrfbb July 27, 2021

Gaper

A new skier with little to no skill, and insists to go on harder, higher speed trails only to keep their legs spread open wide and skis in triangle formation to stay slow the entire time.

Skier 1: "Dude, I was going down a black diamond and I almost ran into some slow ass gaper on my way down!"
Skier 2: "Ha, what a fucking idiot"

by Some Educated Clown November 29, 2020

Big Gaper

One Who gapes Big

"have you met that seb guy?" "Yeah I heard that guys a big Gaper"

by SuckPigShawn December 25, 2024

Gaper

A person from outside of the mountains (that includes you, Denver) who arrives during holidays or on the weekends and wreaks havoc on the mountain communities. Texans are often considered gapers (or “gapes”, colloquially) but make no mistake, front rangers (Denver, Boulder, etc) you are gapers as well.

The fucking gapers are bottling up I-70 and city market again , so I can’t go get some groceries.

by Nigger324667324 February 26, 2023

Alligaper(Alli-gaper)

A Woman who tries to trap people(s), aka "prey item(s)", into making bad decision(s) or committing illegal/felonious act(s) which, typically have detrimental effect(s) on the life of the "prey item(s)". She's especially good at abusing the desire(s) and temptation(s) of the flesh.

There was an Alligaper(Alli-gaper) at the club I bounce for last night that tried to trap a guy into buying drugs from a part of town where people are known to get robbed. I bounced that Alligaper's @$$ right out of the club.

by Aphiteth, Lord of Light December 25, 2021