gaper

the combination of a geek and a jerk.
That dungeon and dragon dude just flipped me the bird
by eglet December 04, 2003
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gaper's block

When an anal queen and experienced gaper can't seem to relax and let her butthole dilate.
Man it was a long day at work today. Dana was having gaper's block for some reason. It took nearly the entire shoot for her to finally gape.
by Jack Tenrec March 28, 2016
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Sandwich Gaper

Someone who doesn't buy his friends sandwiches but also gapes his butthole in fantasy football.
Steve is a sandwich gaper. I'm hungry and he won't pay because his asshole is too stretched to pick up his phone and order me food.
by adfalsdflaf January 24, 2025
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Gaper

A person from outside of the mountains (that includes you, Denver) who arrives during holidays or on the weekends and wreaks havoc on the mountain communities. Texans are often considered gapers (or “gapes”, colloquially) but make no mistake, front rangers (Denver, Boulder, etc) you are gapers as well.
The fucking gapers are bottling up I-70 and city market again , so I can’t go get some groceries.
by Nigger324667324 February 26, 2023
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Gaper

A new skier with little to no skill, and insists to go on harder, higher speed trails only to keep their legs spread open wide and skis in triangle formation to stay slow the entire time.
Skier 1: "Dude, I was going down a black diamond and I almost ran into some slow ass gaper on my way down!"
Skier 2: "Ha, what a fucking idiot"
by Some Educated Clown November 30, 2020
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Gaper Bingzoid

Born on planet Goobie Woobie and said to be the most powerful being in the universe. His powers go beyond the realms of man. The highest midichlorian count, even higher than that of Master Yoda.
'All hail Gaper Bingzoid'
'Darth Mr Denmark, your powers are no match for me; Master Gaper Bingzoid'
by WisconsinJoe December 03, 2024
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Prison Gaper

When you've been fucked so many times it's basically a second mouth.
Yo, how's that prison gaper holding up?
Idk man, kinda uncomfortable.
by WyvernScale Interactive February 02, 2024
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