Gaper Gates are swarms of rookie skiiers which clog narrow parts of the ski runs, usually toward the end of the day when everyone is getting off the mountain. Mostly annoying, they can be fun to slalom as you pass through.
by offpistol January 17, 2009
Man it was a long day at work today. Dana was having gaper's block for some reason. It took nearly the entire shoot for her to finally gape.
by Jack Tenrec March 28, 2016
Steve is a sandwich gaper. I'm hungry and he won't pay because his asshole is too stretched to pick up his phone and order me food.
by adfalsdflaf January 24, 2025
A person from outside of the mountains (that includes you, Denver) who arrives during holidays or on the weekends and wreaks havoc on the mountain communities. Texans are often considered gapers (or “gapes”, colloquially) but make no mistake, front rangers (Denver, Boulder, etc) you are gapers as well.
by Nigger324667324 February 26, 2023
A new skier with little to no skill, and insists to go on harder, higher speed trails only to keep their legs spread open wide and skis in triangle formation to stay slow the entire time.
Skier 1: "Dude, I was going down a black diamond and I almost ran into some slow ass gaper on my way down!"
Skier 2: "Ha, what a fucking idiot"
Skier 2: "Ha, what a fucking idiot"
by Some Educated Clown November 30, 2020
Born on planet Goobie Woobie and said to be the most powerful being in the universe. His powers go beyond the realms of man. The highest midichlorian count, even higher than that of Master Yoda.
'All hail Gaper Bingzoid'
'Darth Mr Denmark, your powers are no match for me; Master Gaper Bingzoid'
'Darth Mr Denmark, your powers are no match for me; Master Gaper Bingzoid'
by WisconsinJoe December 03, 2024
The soon to be released novel that chronicles the story of a Whale and a Mouse that prove their love to one another through gaping.
by Lrfbb July 28, 2021