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Gaper Gates

Gaper Gates are swarms of rookie skiiers which clog narrow parts of the ski runs, usually toward the end of the day when everyone is getting off the mountain. Mostly annoying, they can be fun to slalom as you pass through.
At the base of Lion's Head in Vail on BornFree, I linked 12 turns around the gaper gates!
by offpistol January 17, 2009
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gaper's block

When an anal queen and experienced gaper can't seem to relax and let her butthole dilate.
Man it was a long day at work today. Dana was having gaper's block for some reason. It took nearly the entire shoot for her to finally gape.
by Jack Tenrec July 6, 2016
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Sandwich Gaper

Someone who doesn't buy his friends sandwiches but also gapes his butthole in fantasy football.
Steve is a sandwich gaper. I'm hungry and he won't pay because his asshole is too stretched to pick up his phone and order me food.
by adfalsdflaf January 23, 2025
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anal gaper

A guy that has an unhealthy obsession with turtlenecks who enjoys playing DnD and being cynical.
OMG Nathan that turtleneck makes you look like such an anal gaper.
by chunymunkeysexymuffin July 27, 2016
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Gaper

A new skier with little to no skill, and insists to go on harder, higher speed trails only to keep their legs spread open wide and skis in triangle formation to stay slow the entire time.
Skier 1: "Dude, I was going down a black diamond and I almost ran into some slow ass gaper on my way down!"
Skier 2: "Ha, what a fucking idiot"
by Some Educated Clown November 29, 2020
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Gaper

A person from outside of the mountains (that includes you, Denver) who arrives during holidays or on the weekends and wreaks havoc on the mountain communities. Texans are often considered gapers (or “gapes”, colloquially) but make no mistake, front rangers (Denver, Boulder, etc) you are gapers as well.
The fucking gapers are bottling up I-70 and city market again , so I can’t go get some groceries.
by Nigger324667324 February 26, 2023
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Big Gaper

"have you met that seb guy?" "Yeah I heard that guys a big Gaper"
by SuckPigShawn December 25, 2024
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