Egg Fu is a form of self defence were you get skizmed and flip your shit and have a cry about it like a little bitch in the corner. or you can bend your knees get real low and kind bounce up and down poking the person right in their fatty love hands also known as squeezing the fat
by smailliw nehs October 3, 2019
Get the Egg Fumug. This is an obscure and deadly martial art form from the American deep south. It is based upon a shoeshiner's motions in using a rag and switchblade.
by I, Wreckerrr October 26, 2020
Get the Shoeshine-fumug. The art of storing energy and excessive fecal matter in the rectum to be utilized in combat, is generally the reason why shit is found in unusual places.
Guy: "I don't know how, but Lloyd shit on the bathroom ceiling and it landed on me."
Steve: "Oh Lloyd? That's cause he's a master of the Shitto-nyu style Dung Fu."
Steve: "Oh Lloyd? That's cause he's a master of the Shitto-nyu style Dung Fu."
by Geiga March 18, 2015
Get the Dung Fumug. After arguing tirelessly all day, my girlfriend and I decided to go into the bedroom and settle the matter using Fuck Fu.
by Scott Friday December 17, 2008
Get the Fuck Fumug. The act of drinking a beer at a rapid pace through a pool noodle. It is similar to the concept of a "beer bong" but obviously more fun hence the name FUNoodle
"let's bong some beers!"
"we can't because we don't have a beer bong!"
"that's okay, we have a noodle. We can do some Fu-noodling!!!"
"we can't because we don't have a beer bong!"
"that's okay, we have a noodle. We can do some Fu-noodling!!!"
by Evanislikewoah September 13, 2011
Get the Fu-noodlingmug. 
by Fortnitex May 25, 2018
Get the bunny fu fumug.