Egg Fu is a form of self defence were you get skizmed and flip your shit and have a cry about it like a little bitch in the corner. or you can bend your knees get real low and kind bounce up and down poking the person right in their fatty love hands also known as squeezing the fat
by smailliw nehs October 03, 2019
This is an obscure and deadly martial art form from the American deep south. It is based upon a shoeshiner's motions in using a rag and switchblade.
by I, Wreckerrr October 26, 2020
The art of storing energy and excessive fecal matter in the rectum to be utilized in combat, is generally the reason why shit is found in unusual places.
Guy: "I don't know how, but Lloyd shit on the bathroom ceiling and it landed on me."
Steve: "Oh Lloyd? That's cause he's a master of the Shitto-nyu style Dung Fu."
Steve: "Oh Lloyd? That's cause he's a master of the Shitto-nyu style Dung Fu."
by Geiga March 18, 2015
After arguing tirelessly all day, my girlfriend and I decided to go into the bedroom and settle the matter using Fuck Fu.
by Scott Friday December 08, 2008
The act of drinking a beer at a rapid pace through a pool noodle. It is similar to the concept of a "beer bong" but obviously more fun hence the name FUNoodle
"let's bong some beers!"
"we can't because we don't have a beer bong!"
"that's okay, we have a noodle. We can do some Fu-noodling!!!"
"we can't because we don't have a beer bong!"
"that's okay, we have a noodle. We can do some Fu-noodling!!!"
by Evanislikewoah September 14, 2011
by Fortnitex April 11, 2018