Captain Furious

A man whose enlarged medulla oblangata is often the source of his gargantuan rage. A comic-book anti-hero who most likely has the MCR1 gene.

That's classic Mike, going all Captain Furious just because X-Factor is on.

by IbrahimDaw October 26, 2009

the fast and the furious

People that generally do things quickly and people that are extremely angry.

Jeff can run a mile in 4 1/2 minutes. Kevin always gets really mad and beats the shit out of people. Together, I'd probably consider them to be the fast and the furious.

by Nick D October 15, 2003

fast and the furious

A completely pointless modification done to a car not worth modifying.

1. Look at that fast and the furious spoiler on that Cavalier.

2. Hey, do you hear that fast and the furious exhaust on that Civic?

by bill April 24, 2004

fast and furious 6

Best movie you will ever see. Has 5 other movies behind it and more to come in front

Tony: hey did you go see fast and furious 6 yesterday?
Devin: yeah! Explains the fast 5 ending, can't wait for the 7th.

by Tony Alfaro December 2, 2013

Fast and the Furious

An undeservedly popular film that, considering it is set in a real world where the laws of physics and science apply, is bereft of even the slightest shred of credibility. So much so that even a scene of someone taking a piss on a pavement would have been executed in the most unrealistic manner possible. In fact, piss could no doubt be converted into emergency fuel in this films universe. But taking the piss is all this film will do to anyone with a 3 digit IQ.

It, along with it's many sequels and clones, is widely responsible for motivating the chav populace of Britain to mod their 2nd hand/ stolen / scrapyard Vauxhall Nova's by adding spoilers, neon lights and great big exhausts that virtually any person could fit up.

To put the twattyness of this film into perspective, the opening racing scene strongly alludes that the main characters car is going so fast that he is just one inch away from time travel. Anyone who watches on beyond this scene, on basis of enjoyment and not criticism, is a fucking cunt of the highest order. For bonus twattage, Vin Diesel is seen wearing a Christian necklace throughout, despite his spare time hobbies of illegal street racing, highway thieving and gang related drive-by shootings.

Rated "R" for Retards.

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by deeaitch October 2, 2009

the fast and the furious

Bad movie about streetracing that caused millions of morons around the world to think streetracing is cool.

If you ever need proof that media *does* affect people's way of thinking, look no further than The Fast And The Furious.

by omgwtfhaxlol September 27, 2006

Fast and the Furious

The movie that re defined chemistry. Apparently it is now possible to blow up an inert gas (NOS) by using a cigarette lighter. Nitrous (aka. NOS) is actually Nitrous Oxide or N2O. I do not see any hydrocarbons to burn there.(Quick chemistry lesson: When nitrous oxide is heated up, such as in an engine, it breaks apart to become separate nitrogen and oxygen molecules. This provides more oxygen to the engine which in turn gives you more performance) The movie that also gave a bad name to the R34 Skyline, and the Supra, and BMW, and many other respectable cars. As for exhaust manifold buildup... the only way I can see this happening is if your turbo suddenly decided it liked being a brick wall instead.

Even though Hollywood says it's possible, you still cannot burn an inert gas. Fast and the Furious made my inner car guy cry.

by 970AG April 27, 2009