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Function Adams

Spotify artist that creates hits on Long Island. He was the coolest cat in Hauppauge and will go down as a Hauppauge legend. Many Long Island artists have gotten jealous of his talent but he still remains the top artist of Long Island.
Yo is that Function Adams, I cant believe he is at this party.

Function Adams what’s up can I make a song.
by Function Adams Manager June 14, 2020
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Cock friction

Friction caused by two or more cocks. WARNING: When being lucky men with "balls of steel", sparks may occur. Keep from heat.

May or may not be on purpose depending on swingage of involved males.
Man, I was getting grindage on this chick last night and this guy pushed up in there. There was some awkward cock friction going on.
by kayloh February 14, 2009
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Cock Friction

Cock Friction is what happens when you are fucking the same hole as another dude. Usually, it is the pussy. Cock Friction can lead to intense orgasm and extreme cases of liquid fog.
Kippers and I ended up fucking Beckies cunt at the same time. Cock Friction only made us last a couple of minutes before we both unloaded.
by Paul Kippers May 13, 2011
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Science Fuction

A story that just happens to have a science fiction premise, but is produced because some network, studio, or publishing hotshot thinks it will sell to middle America, not because it's any good.
"Mansquito" and the other SyFy original movies, like "Mr. Ed," are less science fiction than science fuction.
by Mike Boomshadow September 4, 2011
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whack function

a dead move, a weird function, its going to be "whack", crazy, not normal, weird
hey want to go to brian's house?
nah, thats a whack function.
by rhaj100 January 7, 2017
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Iliotibial Band Friction

a common diagnosis given by a trained medical professional when there is nothing wrong with his patient
patient: "Yo doc, my knee hurts like whoa"
doctor:"Hmm...looks like Iliotibial Band Friction. Have a lollipop."
by The Knee Doctor September 30, 2011
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Ball bag friction theory

One theory to explain the occurrence of a hole in the crotch of a mans jeans. Over time the material is eroded by the constant friction of the swinging ball bag.
Person 1: 'Dude, your nuts are hanging out of that hole in your jeans'.....

Person 2: 'Yeah sorry man, ball bag friction theory'
by Yippikiai June 9, 2013
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