fucking dies

when you say something so cruel they just die

Person 1: "u dum"
Person 2: "i hope you step on a lego"
Person 1: *fucking dies*

by nouhahahahahhaa September 24, 2020

fuckingham palace

A mythical castle located somewhere in Orange County, California. It is rumored that the king of porn resides in this gilded palace of fucking. The place where all your porn dreams come true.

Bob: I have searched forty years for Fuckingham Palace, but have yet to find it. But I will search on!

by the_afterman May 8, 2013

fucking oats

Kiwi slang, a distortion of fucking oath.
An extremely positive affirmation of agreement or awe.

Person 1: "Man that's a tough sparrow!"
Person 2: "Fucking oats!" or "Oats, bro!"

by fhgwgadsbbq March 3, 2011

Absolute fucking walnut

An insult that is used if someone is stupider than a fucking dumbass

In what world is a fish a kind of parrot, you absolute fucking walnut

by yaboi_doop October 29, 2018

Fucking the Royal Duck

Fucking the Royal Duck is much like Fuck the Duck but more blatant. While Fucking the Duck can be construed as a convenient trip to the bathroom or a well timed smoke break, Fucking the ROYAL Duck is a blatant attempt at avoiding work.

"Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".

by dirtykurty September 10, 2010

a fucking burke

When someone does or says something unforgivably ignorant and/or idiotic that negatively affects another person or group(s) of people(akin to betrayal).

He pulled a fucking burke when he ratted us out to his mom!

You'd have to be a real fucking burke to masturbate in the same room as a group of your friends.

by Robb Boss February 28, 2017

Fucking Mule

Basically something that is very large or huge
Most often used by potheads to describe their over stuffed joints

Did you see that stupid ass humvee it was a fucking mule only a fucktard would drive something like that!

Troy rolled Brian a fucking mule of a joint lastnight and i helped him smoke it.

by Les Crapp October 18, 2007