Beer Funeral

Drinking so much beer that you fucking die. But like, super hard dying.

Danielle broke up with her boyfriend and had a bad day at work. Sounds like she's going to have a beer funeral when she gets home.

by jesus peatz March 23, 2010

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Shotgun funeral

Similar to a shotgun wedding, but instead of joining a reluctant couple, it occurs when a hated despot dies and is displayed before his or her oppressed serfs. The serfs feel compelled to begin crying uncontrollably at Dear Leader's untimely demise or else face a very hazardous and morbid fate.

Kim Jong Il died recently and his citizens displayed fake tears at the barrel of a gun. It was a very successful shotgun funeral for Best Korea.

by Kim_Jong_not_Il_He_Dead December 23, 2011

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Ned Fulmer

Former Try Guy (Buzzfeed). His whole personality was "I love my wife", and yet he cheated on her with HIS EMPLOYEE.

LOVE IS DEAD

NED IS A PIECE OF SHIT

person a: Hey, did you hear the news?
person b: What news?
person a: Apparently Ned Fulmer cheated on his wife!
person b: Holy shit! The "I love my wife" guy?
person a: Yeah! And with his employee too!
person b: Shit, doesn't he have kids with her?
person a: Yeah, two sons. And get this, the woman he cheated with was engaged! And had been with her fiance for 10 years!

by eddie.luvs.u September 29, 2022

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Ned Fulmer

1. A former member of the Try Guys
2. A "to-be" ex-husband of Ariel Fulmer.
3. A cheater who cheated on his wife
4. He had an affair with an employer named Alex.

1. Ned Fulmer is probably my least favorite Try Guy. I don't condone his obnoxiousness.
2. Ned Fulmer and Ariel have been married for quite some time, but I heard rumors that they might be breaking up.
3. Did you just hear that Ned Fulmer has been outed for cheating? I wouldn't be surprised if he's already been fired.
4. Kameron has seen photos on Twitter of Alex and Ned Fulmer.

by Aedyn October 8, 2022

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