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fuckit switch

A type of trip fuse located in the back of the brain. When multiple tasks, deadline pressure, and unrealistic demands threaten the brain's delicate circuitry, the switch pops into "fuckit" or "safe" position, allowing for rest, relaxation, and a healthy attitude readjustment.
"If that phone rings one more time with another problem, it's going to blow my fuckit switch."

-ring-
-click-

"Fuckit!"
by pj555 November 28, 2007
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fuckitis

A benign illness which causes afflicted people to pronounce a derivative of fuck in every sentence. Can happen to anybody, and lasts 12 to 48 hours.
college kid: That exam was fuckin hard. But the fuckin prof gave me an fuckin A! Fuck yeah !
grandpa: what's his problem?
mom: fuckitis.
by nageuse July 22, 2012
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Fuckity fuck fuck

let's face it...saying it once just doesn't mean anything anymore...
Someone: "Time to do some Solids homework!!"
You: "FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!!!!"
by Homestar runner February 1, 2005
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fukitol

a new drug to help eliviate the every day pains of, job, family, frinds, life, death and most everyday pains. take as needed.
my life really sucks, today, so i think i'll take three fukitols to make it better. don't cha wish it was just that easy?
by debhead May 13, 2011
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Fuckit List

1. The list of people you want to fuck before you die despite overwhelming negative odds; Rachel McAdams

2. The list of people you hope crazy voodoo shit happens to; crazy downstairs Russian lady who bangs on the floor with her broom
Father: Raquel Welsh and Sophia Loren are tied at the top of my fuckit list, what about you?
Son: Rachel McAdams...who the fuck is Sophia Loren?
Father: "Who the fuck is Sophia Loren?"!! Son, you just made my other fuckit list.
by AirplaneDonk November 8, 2010
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fuckits

When you don't feel like doing anything you have the fuckits cuz you're like, "Ehh, I could do it, but fuck it. I don't feel like it."
Dude I don't even care right now. I got a major case of the fuckits and I don't feel like doin shit.
by Kari Merchant March 24, 2009
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Fukitol

A day where things aren't going right or a day when you just don't care. Your definition of carpe diem is to fukitol and do it your way.

This is typically celebrated on February 26th.
Things I want to do today:
1. Nothing.
2. Drink coffee and watch the sky.
3. Lay in bed.
4. Sit on the couch and click a pen for an hour.
5. Nothing.
6. Snuggle with Thor.
7. Flip through the channels on the TV and complain there is nothing to watch.
8. Listen to silence.

Fukitol!
by Xubur February 26, 2013
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