funktional 

describing a product or design that is funky or unique looking while serving its purpose well.

I think that Verner's Panton chair is the epitome of funktionality.

funktional by swyyne February 25, 2009

functional prejudice

n. when unreasonable feelings, opinions, or attitudes, esp. of a hostile nature, regarding a racial, religious, or national group, become the best way to describe someone.

i.e.- the subject fulfills the stereotype.

Tom- Holy shit, who the hell just cut us off?

Dick- Idk, she was Asian.

Tom- Ah, of course!

Dick- I'm sorry, dude, I'm not being racist, this is just a functional prejudice, no offense to offend.

functional prejudice by ukilledthecat June 14, 2009

Functional Fucker 

A person who fucks you hard for hours and then makes you food and drinks .

He's a functional fucker alright, after we had sex he made me a sandwich!

Functional Fucker by Mrs Brak August 25, 2017

functional addict 

An individual to spite of having a chemical dependency, is able to maintain a career, family setting, and functioning semi normally into society. Many of the times these individuals require their drugs in order to function in society.

Yes I'm strung out I fix many times a day but I live in a nice house I have a loving wife and my children never want for anything I am the most functional addict there is.

functional addict by LuckyDevil 777 December 28, 2017

functional irony

A form of irony in which aesthetic (design) and form (function) are intersubjective.

Exuded by a design or interface metaphor; a skeumorph; or a meme.

Memes exude (express) functional irony.

functional irony by sandraxine July 29, 2018

Functionally Hot

Being attractive by virtue of how one uses their body, usually physically. Not to be confused with being attractive because of one's build.

Josh: To be honest, Alina Zagitova isn't really my type.
Jerry: Sure, but you should see her skate. She's functionally hot!

Functionally Hot by DMTeen November 25, 2020

Fictionalsexual 

When you only simp for fictional characters

Guy- hey can we go on a date ?
Me- no iam fictionalsexual

Fictionalsexual by Lilli.mal January 20, 2021