Buddy Fucked

To get screwed out of something, to lose an object or for your friends to drink the last beer. Or when something blatenly goes wrong in a non tragic way.

"Crystal buddy fucked me when she drank the last of my captain and coke!"

by jasgoddess March 13, 2010

buddy fuck

to screw one of your friends over for your own benefit

He so buddy fucked me when he started dating my girlfriend.

by SweetTaterz August 14, 2010

buddy fuck

To have sex with a friend for comfort or sexual gratification rather than for romantic love.

We were soaked when we got home. we took off our clothes to dry them out and ended up having a buddy fuck.

by black flag May 31, 2004

hey fuck you buddy

A funny, yet nicer way to say fuck you or to offend your friends.

Me-"Hey ben do you wanna go 2 nickel world?"
Binjamin-"HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY!"
Me-"Well then suck on my shitlog in the toilet... AND ITS BLUE!"

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift March 31, 2005

fuck you buddy handbook

Term used to describe the ethos in a ruthless and amoral, competitive environment.

(for instance, to describe office politics during a layoff period)

"Yeah, I took credit for your work. I would sell my own mother to keep this job. It's the fuck you buddy handbook out there"

similar in meaning to: "dog eat dog"

by Golden Shower October 28, 2007

The Ohian Fuck Buddy

When you fuck a chick in the Anus while your bestfreind attempts to shit on her head.

"Last night me and Isaac did the ohian fuck buddy with Abby"

by Your bestfreind March 7, 2023

fuck buddy

you fuck someone, but as friends- and it's no strings attached- unless ur a simp, and not a pimp

Heyyyy fuck buddy

by Thatonerandointhecorner March 10, 2022