front bitch

A person who claims to be a fan of an artist, but only knows their most popular music.

Person 1: You know Travis Scott?
Person 2: Oh yeah i’m a huge fan, I love sicko mode and highest in the room!
Person 1: Okay you front bitch.

by KushCuisine February 5, 2020

frantastic

Joyful, happy, loving. Epitome of good. Derived from Frannie Joy, who spreads happiness, smiles, love, kindness and joy everywhere she goes.

Be frantastic today!

by expressosugar June 25, 2023

Sit up front

A bathroom prank similar to the Upper Decker, Dry Docker, and Riding the Horse Backwards, but logistically much easier. The idea here is to sit at the very front of the toilet seat, with your rectal opening just over the edge. This way, when you defecate, your feces falls just inside the front lip of the toilet bowl, leaving a brown streak on the side of the bowl. The fecal matter then "welds" to the side of the bowl, outside the water line, leaving a horrible stench and a difficult cleanup job. Because the toilet has not been altered in any way, people may assume that someone just "missed" and was not a deliberate act.

The problem with the "Upper Decker" is that most public toilets do not have an upper tank, and in private residences access to the upper tank is often difficult because of shelving, cabinetry, wall artwork, etc. If there is nothing near the toilet to hold onto, it is also difficult to balance. The problem with the dry docker is access to the shut off valve. In public restrooms this is usually not accessible. Riding the Horse Backwards makes no sense because one would have to remove his/her pants completely in order to straddle the toilet while facing the wall. Sitting up front accomplishes the same goal, but is much easier.

The employee at the sandwich shop was rude to me, so I am going to use their restroom and sit up front.

by Trumplodyte February 13, 2019

melanie fontana

Melanie fontana is a stupid white racist cracker who steals other peoples credit.

Did you hear about that racist songwriter?
Melanie fontana? Yes she is so disgusting and i hate her

by shooterforbts July 15, 2020

front-seat back-seat dilemma

The inability to decide which seat to take due to the quantity of friends both "kickin' in the front seat" and "sittin' in the back seat." Characterized by indecision and anxiety as the individual has "gotta make their mind up."

A largely ignored condition until early 2011, the "front-seat back-seat dilemma" was widely publicized upon the advent of Rebecca Black's viral single "Friday."

Friend 1 (From the front seat): "Why won't Tim get in the car? I have a dermatologist appointment in 5 minutes!"

Friend 2 (From the back seat): "Dude, give him a break. He's suffering a front-seat back-seat dilemma. Everyone's been there once."

by Word Bendo April 13, 2011

Business in front, party in the back

Yet another term for the mullet, accurately describing its dual nature as part ladder climbing bank employee crossed with bad hair band musician, with the end result pretty much putting it in body shop worker territory.

"Dude! check out that grub's hair! Business in front, party in the back!!"

by Verks December 27, 2004

fontabuse

The unnecessary usage of over sized typeface used to express ones current mood.

Aaron - "Check out this email I just got, the font is huge, well over 72points! I must have really pissed her off"

Kara- "Yeah man, thats some serious fontabuse"

by ajd420 November 7, 2006