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No Father Figure?

by Dictionary0004 May 21, 2022

figures

Used to describe irony, or a situation when one feels nothing else could go wrong.

(when a tire goes flat after visiting the tire dealer) Fuckin' figures!

by A. A. Ron February 25, 2005

figure skater

one who partakes in the sport of figure skating and is an extremely sexy performer when they take the ice. "if figure skating were easy, they'd call it hockey"

that person beating the crap out of that hockey player with their toe pick is a figure skater.

by sheils August 12, 2005

Figure of a 5 year old boy

A girl who has a flat figue that closly resembles that of a little boy.

That flat chested actress has the figure of a 5 year old boy.

by Tomahick November 22, 2005

figure it the fuck out

The only "Secret" you'll ever need. Life isn't fair. Shit happens. You DO have the power to create your life and change your destiny, but not by wishing for it. It may take blood, sweat or tears. And sometimes booze at 8 am. Nobody's judging. Just figure your shit out.

Daryl: "Rick's lost his mind since Lori died, so I'm just going to have to figure it the fuck out. Let's go, Carol."

by LDV2013 November 1, 2013

seven figures

anywhere from 1,000,000-9,000,000 dollars

look at that foo, hes making seven figures and doesn't do anything.

by funyun January 14, 2009

Figure 4 Leg Lock

One of the most painful submission moves in wrestling today. It became popular due to the legendary Nature Boy, Ric Flair using it as his signature move. As such, a wrestling crowd will start shouting "Wooooo!" as a tribute to the now retired wrestler. Example linked below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4YD4LVpk3E

Michael Cole: Oh no! Ric Flair is trying to lock in the Figure 4 Leg Lock! If he does this match could be over!

King: Ouch! Can you hear MVP screaming? I can't believe he still hasn't tapped out!

by GangstaRizeal January 27, 2009