1) FREEZE! Drop your pants and grab your toes. I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes.
2) Steve got himself out of a sticky situation by telling the cop that his bag of freeze was actually a bag of flour he was bringing to his grandma to help her bake some cookies.
2) Steve got himself out of a sticky situation by telling the cop that his bag of freeze was actually a bag of flour he was bringing to his grandma to help her bake some cookies.
by Nick D February 24, 2004
Get the freeze mug.A term used to describe the penis of a man who has recently become single, either as the result of a divorce or the termination of a long-term relationship. The term is a hybrid of the words "free" and "wiener".
"yeah, its too bad that you guys broke up, but think of it this way.......your cock has spent the last five years in the oppressive shackles of captivity.....and now..now, my friend, you have got a Freener!! EMANCIPATION!!
by Timmy the Hutt. March 19, 2011
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When you're in the wolds or any other indescribable place and you don't have any sort of camera/smart device you use your mind to freeze the moment. Ie mind freeze
Holy cow! Look at those mountains, how perfect, lemme take a picture! ..oh wait, I don't have my camera, let me mind freeze it.
by diegodiego February 3, 2014
Get the mind freeze mug.a prude, someone who "freezes" all the action or won't put out, someone who abnormally reluctant to engage in sexual activity
by lauren August 30, 2003
Get the freezer mug.To have the temperature drop so low, the juices between the labia minora and majora freeze. This has the effect of constricting the minge into a shrivelled, crusty, crystalline mess of frozen pubes and clitty litter.
1. "It's cold enough out there to freeze your minge shut!"
2. Zali Steggal showed great dedication to the sport of downhill skiing. She would often sit in the middle of the run, memorising her lines until her minge froze shut.
2. Zali Steggal showed great dedication to the sport of downhill skiing. She would often sit in the middle of the run, memorising her lines until her minge froze shut.
by mikkachops August 28, 2006
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Get the freeze mug.A term used to mock anti-Social Justice Warriors for always grandstanding about the importance of free speech. They don't actually care about free speech, but will exploit it to claim the moral high ground against their opponents. They are more than willing blow up minor annoyances which have nothing to do free speech or censorship as massive free speech affronts, but will ignore actual free speech affronts that conflict with their personal biases. Freeze Peach Warriors are nothing more than opportunistic hypocrites that are only interested in pushing an agenda.
Person 1: YOUTUBE DEMONETIZED MY VIDEOS! THIS IS A VIOLATION OF FREE SPEECH!
Person 2: No, it's not. You can still say what you want, you just won't make money off of your videos, which you're not entitled to. You Freeze Peach Warriors always exaggerate everything.
Person 2: No, it's not. You can still say what you want, you just won't make money off of your videos, which you're not entitled to. You Freeze Peach Warriors always exaggerate everything.
by SkateWRes May 27, 2018
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