freezing my bollocks off

Another way of saying that one is cold.

Oi! Guvnor, I'm freezing my bollocks out ere

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 26, 2004

freeping

mindlessly surfing Facebook for girls you saw last night at the bar, people in your classes, and ex girlfriends

I am freeping my fucking face off right now

by KSkrilla January 20, 2011

freeing the priests

A euphemism for masturbation or ejaculation.

Ben: "Where were you last night? We had to go out on the town without you!"
Jon: "Sorry man. I just got my new internet connection, and I was at home freeing the priests, if you get what I mean."

by MasterOfEuphemism April 8, 2010

Freeling

Or as "Free-Feeling". The Freedom feeling you get from skateboarding or any other sports that you feel freedom within it. Originated from the skate documentary called "Freeling" by Andrew Lovgren. Check it out on youtube.

"Is skating a Freeling?" "Yeah absolutely. It's definitely the most free feeling you probably do."

-Austin Cosler being interviewed in the skate documentary "Freeling"

by Kenttumbali April 23, 2014

Freezing the Monkey

A term similar to masturbation as it is "freezing" or erecting the penis or as the term suggests "monkey"

My friend was caught freezing the monkey by his parents.

by Gay porm May 14, 2023

freexing

To ingest a fod substance that is of warmth and can be purchased at the footy/rugby, while the weather is feezing cold. The food does not have to be ingested while at the sporting event. Examples of appropriate foods include: Hot choclate, pies, hot dogs, hot jam donuts, chips, sausage rolls, wedges etc.

1. Person 1: "What are you doing?"
Person 2: "oh, just freexing"

2. "This weather is suitable for freexing"

3. *myspace about me* 'i enjoy freexing with haley...'

by angeclia and haley August 24, 2008

freeping

facebook + creeping = freeping
the act of being on facebook making fun of people and their facebook posts

So I was totes freeping on ______ wall and she has a lot of drama!

by Kathy is Amazing July 24, 2011