Franking

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1) To frank; to compare one's dick size to another's without limit or concern apart from than the temporary, later empty, self-satisfaction one receives from feeling like the best at any given subject, even if just for a moment.

2) To frank; to be ominously present, using overbearing phone calls/text messages or an uncomfortably close proximity to satiate one's lustful or lecherous intentions.
1) Guy 1: Dude, my new car gets 40 miles per gallon!

Guy 2: Oh yeah? Well mine gets 42 miles per gallon AND it can make me a sammich.

^(Dicks have just been measured, Guy 1 has just been franked).

2) Girl 1: All I did was tell him he was a really nice guy and a good friend. Now he calls and texts me every night...

Girl 2: Can't he take a hint?

Girl 1: No! Wait, are those binoculars sticking out of my hedges?

Girl 2:He's totally franking!
by Frostythesnowman1 August 21, 2011
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Frank

a bit of a laid back character. Always something to say, often gets on nerves. Upper class, expect to wear a monacle. Brutally honest
'check out that Frank'
'don't get all Frank with me'
by oh_so_rasta June 02, 2009
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The Best/Worst wingman in the history of the world.....he will either accidently take the chick your after or whatever he doesn't take home you get, and his leftovers are like 7 course meals. He has command of all things that woman are into; humor, vast knowledge of chick flicks, command of the full fall line up of the WB, and rugged good looks.
"Sweet, Frank is here I'm taking some nice leftovers home tonight."
by Shanksy May 06, 2008
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The art of puncturing a beer can at the edge opposite the drinking side in order to release the pressurized air from the can as you drink it. AKA shotgunning a beer... casually.
"Bro lets go shotgun a beer. Nah man just Frank it. I've been Frankin' it all night."
by LoneWolfpack September 14, 2011
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An anthropomorphic codename for cannabis. Used in situations that necessitate more covert communication.
Dude A: "Hey man, have you seen Frank around?"

Dude B: "Yeah, he's over at my place right now. You wanna drop by and visit him?"

Dude A: "Hell yeah Dude, I fuckin' love Frank."
by Future Dickologian May 26, 2009
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Frank is the best guy a girl could ever wish for. Handsome and smart. Romantic and knows how to treat right a girl. His dick is huge like wow! I love franks because they are also hilarious! Everyone needs a frank in their life especially if hes your bf then you are LUCKY!
My boyfriend is the example! also got 2 other frank buddies.. they r the best <3
by Mrs.E November 25, 2012
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A name for a old man who thinks he is still attractive to young women, usually wears speedos at the beach.
Young woman: "You need help with your bags sir?"
Old man: "No but I need help getting my cock up your ass"
Young woman: " Get away from me Frank!"
by Keyboi June 14, 2006
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