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forkey

"for - kee" (verb) to cut off about 3/4 of an inch of a drinking straw and roll half of it into the end of a blunt so that it stays wide open, stays dry, and eliminates the roach.

Popularized in a New York City suburb in early 2006, it is expected to revolutionize the blunt smoking culture.
"If you want to make that the best blunt of your life, you should forkey it."
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Forking

Kind of like spooning. but the person on the outside takes their leg and put it across their partener.
"wanna spoon?"
"Bitch no i wanna fork"

"I'd rather be spooning"
"ACCEPT THAT YOURE FORKING!"
by who-likes-cheese-i-do! March 4, 2009
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forked

past of forking. when a group of people got together and rammed plastic forks into someone's yard late at night while everyone was sleeping. The target is normally a teacher or professor. In the south forking is considered a form of endearment. In the north, it is considered to be disrespectful. Normally accompanied by rolling.
by Jinju August 1, 2010
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Forking

Verb (for-king): The act of simultaneously penetrating one or more sexual orifices with multiple phallic objects. Most commonly performed during MMF threesomes, but can be performed in solo, couple, and homosexual sex acts.

See Double Penetration.
Keith: Man we were forking that bitch all night.

Jimmy: Yeah, we forked her good.

That Bitch: Can we do some more forking?
by The Shadow Man March 18, 2011
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Forking

aka. spooning. who left the fork out of the spooning situation? forks lie in a drawer just like spoons. so don't discriminate against forks. and fork w/ your partner..tonight.
My roommates and I fork often to keep warm in the cold of winter in our dorm room.

He forked me all night long.

"Forking is just another form of innocent spooning," she said.
by Mmccallister December 17, 2008
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Forked!

Function:Verb
When an album (particularly a torrent) is completely neglected until pitchfork deems it tasteworthy, at which point it is downloaded (or bought in the rare case) like hotcakes.
You're such a forker, you never would have Forked! that album had pitchfork not best-new-musicized it.
by Reginald Linux October 27, 2007
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Grand forks forker

When you forcefully shove a fork inside a females asshole multiple times until she loses a cup of blood. Collect the blood in the cup and use it as lubricant. Then pound the the females already damaged asshole until you are about to ejaculate. Then freeze the semen and then make her eat it the next morning with the same fork.
Danny performed the grand forks forker on his grandmother.
by Abraham jones June 15, 2017
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