by IJustWantToAddADef November 11, 2019
when you're so overwhelmed with joy or laughter that you could quite easily pee your pants. not to be confused with literally peeing yourself. it's a hypothetical situation that almost never happens.
liv: hey did you see that the new harry potter comes out july 15th?
sara: i know, i could totally pee myself!
sara: i know, i could totally pee myself!
by LIFEisBEAUTIFUL May 14, 2009
The art of packing oneself involves precision, carefully executed technique, and an extrodinary amount of lubricative substance.
Sentence: I am packing myself right now
or
I plan to pack myself tonight!
Sentence: I am packing myself right now
or
I plan to pack myself tonight!
by Mink Scarf June 16, 2011
1.) when someone gives you a compliment and you have no idea how to react. when this happens close your eyes and laugh out loud to yourself enjoying the moment.
2.) when you tell a joke that no one else found to be funny, or no one else heard at all and you proceed to laugh to yourself.
3.) A smugness
2.) when you tell a joke that no one else found to be funny, or no one else heard at all and you proceed to laugh to yourself.
3.) A smugness
Sebastian: "damn Randy that sure is a nice beard you got going there."
Randy (inner monolouge): "I never really thought it looked that good, but alright ill flatter myself...haha, hahah, hahahahaha!
Randy (inner monolouge): "I never really thought it looked that good, but alright ill flatter myself...haha, hahah, hahahahaha!
by The Macho King February 28, 2012
The act of touching and putting your hands in every pocket in your pants and shirt when searching for your keys or cell phone.
"Dude, did you lose your keys?"
"Howdju know? Did I molest myself again?"
"Yea, you looked like a priest in boy scouts summer camp."
"Howdju know? Did I molest myself again?"
"Yea, you looked like a priest in boy scouts summer camp."
by Anthony Tamayo Jr. November 10, 2007
cutting myself is escape or to feel pain in all numbness a way to live to keep going or a way to die if deep enough.
cutting myself
kids at school: Worthless, stupid, fat
social media: Worthless, stupid, fat, cunt, slut whore
me: *feels pain and numb*
me: *repeats in mind everyday*
me: *numb* cuts
me*starts to feel something (pain)
repeats
till the day she gives up cuts so deep she dies
kids at school: Worthless, stupid, fat
social media: Worthless, stupid, fat, cunt, slut whore
me: *feels pain and numb*
me: *repeats in mind everyday*
me: *numb* cuts
me*starts to feel something (pain)
repeats
till the day she gives up cuts so deep she dies
by H.A.V.E. March 20, 2017
something you shouldn’t do ☺️😘🤩😻💞✨💫🌞
by human8819191981818188181 August 23, 2020