fuken shit

used as a word of astonishment.

sick wog 1: bro indoor soccer made me tired az
sick wog 2: no fuken shit bro
sick wog 1: ey look at dat chik uleh!!
sick wog 2: fuken shit she fine az hell

by zubb February 5, 2008

Fluke Fund

A discretionary savings account set aside for university undergraduate students exclusively used for the purchasing of contraseptive devises and/or any sexual activities those devises could be used for: condoms, KY jelly, pornographic images of all kinds, whips and chain, stripper-parties, prostitutes, etc. This type of fund is inspired by the law students of Georgetown University, but could be used quite effectively at any institution of higher learning. However, the fund can't be used to buy alcohol since Fluke Funds are entirely fueled by tax-payer contributions. Sexual activities, not excluding orgies, are the only things the account can cover.

"Say, Dude. I'm seeing Cassandra tonight."
"Man, she's a dirty skank! You need rubbers?"
"Nah. I got cash in my Fluke Fund."
"Well, pray they don't break. Your dick will fall off if they do."

by RBKC34 June 18, 2012

fluked up

Similar to "flucked up" and other derivatives of "fluck". An allusion to Sandra Fluke, who's recent "I'm short of money for contraception" testimony, re-invigorated the debate about the difference between sluts, skanks, and ordinary prostitutes.

Not related to the word fluke, meaning an abberation of nature.

Also not related to the word Anita'd, of similar ilk.

"If she going to testify before Congress, she'd better get fluked up". Or alternately. "Boy, did old Clarence ever get Anita'd, on that coke issue".

by esdguru69 June 27, 2012

Fukèmall

The perfect Om (AUM) for them days where everyone is being a cunt!!

Deep breath in..

Fukèmall...
Fukèmall...
Fukèmall...

And slowly release..

Repeat as many times as needed

by Round -A- Bout Friday February 12, 2019

The Fluker

When you are too lazy to do anything productive.

Boy 1 - Wanna go to the park?
Boy 2 - Nah I cba.
Boy 1 - Awwhh man you're being The Fluker!

XDXDXDXD

by Flukers best friend <3 December 12, 2009

mother funker

Obviously a play on words from 'mother fucker' = mother funker. Funk= a really good style of music for sex, but also the body scent when having sex. Peace out mother funker!

Its all above mother funker!

by Hook Beak_66 February 10, 2019

Flukes

The name that most people use to refer to the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (AKA, the Anaheim Angels and the California Angels).

They're the Flukes because somehow, they stumbled into a World Series win in 2002. Most people just laugh at the Aristotelian confluence of improbable events that made this possible. The team had no talent and has accomplished nothing since, so yeah, they're the Flukes, and shall be called thus forevermore.

The Flukes might have accidentally taken the World Series because during Spring Training, their retarded Rally Monkey farted on several team members. Of course, the players loved it because, well, they're nasty and retarded. They inhaled enough of the gas to destroy what little of their brains they had left, and they forgot how horrible they really were at baseball, and had career years, all for reasons passing understanding.

Of course, that's just one Fluke theory. Any other explanation is probably just as good for the Flukes to have accidentally taken the World Series.

by Ploppers October 24, 2007