Flumping

The act of two obese people having sweaty, fatty sex. Generally accompanied by the flat sound of skin flapping against skin, as well as by general walrus-like bellowing.

"Dude, I couldn't sleep at all cause my roommate was flumping that fat chick all night long"

by yagoah April 22, 2009

Flump

1.'V' The nearly boneless collapse of a young animal, especially a puppy, when they run out of energy after an energetic play session. This is a cross between a flop and a slump.

2. 'N' Someone who performs a similar activity, for example collapsing on a chair or couch after a long day.

The Newfoundland puppy flumped onto the tile floor. After an all night poker party, John was nothing but a flump.

by Mad Doc G March 8, 2009

flumpy

The act of performing oral sex on a male who is defecating into a toilet bowl.

While I had a bad case of diarrhea, some girls from the second floor were nice enough to give me some flumpies.

by Flumpy Master March 5, 2005

flump

To spread yourself out and not bother to move again at a sleepover on the floor with desired bedding. Flumping is best performed in a sleeping bag against another body in a sleeping bag and a second body flumping on a sofa with a quilt.

Boz flumped against Roz and Sauron.
'Stop flumping on me - I can't feel my leg!'

by Roz February 15, 2004

flumptuous

(adjective) to act like a flirty flamingo, usually accompanied with flamingo mating calls

Nick was just shocked on his birthday by that FLUMPTUOUS guy.

"Travis you are acting quite FLUMPTUOUS today!" Liz exclaimed.

by flumptuous liz<3 September 20, 2010

Flumpino

A gentleman of overt & flamboyant homosexuality

1) I suspected that the chap behind me was a closet flumpino
2) You silly flumpino
3) If women keep rejecting my advances, I shall have no option but to become a flumpino

by James Ricardo January 20, 2004

flumper

when a said women, usually a skank, gives you head while you are taking a shit.

Damn man, jane gave me one of the best flumpers I have ever had!

by Paul Hanes April 6, 2005