belly flop

a dive in which one strikes the water stomache first

After what happened last time, I am never going to do a belly flop again.

by Light Joker September 3, 2005

flop

Something that fails miserably

The Final Fantasy movie was the biggest flop since Battlefield Earth.

by AYB March 13, 2003

Florpendorp

A part stormtrooper, part demon, part highschool boy creature that feeds on Pokemon and human beings. Seen only in the western region of Washington State, its favorite food is Charmander.

Florpendorp

by MMWS May 16, 2009

flirping

The act of pleasuring oneself to the words of another party's flirtatious phone call, or other form of message, without that party being aware of one's pleasure.

"Dude, I think I'm a dad."
"I didn't know that could happen from flirping. Must've been a good connection."

by Matthew Dix June 10, 2008

Flop-on

Flop-on is the term used when a male is unable to achieve an erection due to excessive alcohol consumption.

Did you hear what Hunter did it last night? He got totally wasted and attempted to fuck this amazingly hot girl but he got his Flop-on....again!

Awh man! I'm sorry. I've got my Flop-on. No action for you tonight.

by McZane November 24, 2010

Flop Cobbler

The person who uses a lighter to melt two plastic pieces of a blown out flip flop and makes it whole again

“Hey pone, I blew out a flip flop”. Don’t worry man I come from a long line of flop cobblers... I got you.

by PoneTone August 10, 2018

Bull Flarps

Wet, growling flatulence that exits with the sound reminiscent of an angry, snorting bull. Typically ripe and rancid. Perfect for a dutch oven.

Braaaaahhh that is the last time I'm eating deviled eggs and drinking warm beer. I have got the worst bull flarps today.

by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017