florpgleeping

To ejaculate on your best friends naked butthole while they piss and shit while their girlfriend watches while tickling their clit

Yo homie my girlfriend is coming over so we can do some florpgleeping

by Ian is coll 1284 December 2, 2024

Flarglehumped

the act of dry humping an unsuspecting mother's hand (people will usually wrap their foreskin around the finger) while going down a waterslide.

This act is common in the northern cities of North Macedonia

Carson, have you Flarglehumped that hot MILF on the blue dragon slide yet?
Carson: yeah, she tried to fight back but I used the Chinese finger foreskin method to subdue her so I could nut.

by The only skibidi goat January 25, 2025

Florkle

To ejaculated on, and eat a used pad.

"Bro did you see that Dylan florkled? He was covered in jizz and blood all night."

by anonymous March 21, 2025

Florblegork

A florblegork is a person who is paid to listen to people spew bullshit.

Person A: Hey, did you hear about Person C's new job?

Person B: No, what is it?

Person A: He's got a job as a florblegork.

Person C, throwing their keys at the couch: You two won't believe how many idiots I met at work today.

by DrLotl May 3, 2025

Flooglecorn

When some one shits on the floor than pours hot sauce, pickle juice, milk, and wine in your ass than shit it out on you partner while getting a blow job and ripples twisted.

Hay babe you up for some Flooglecorn?

by MaskedMaster2 June 11, 2025

Argle flargle

1. Something good to say when it's awkward. It usually only works if you're weird on a regular basis...

2. It can also be a way if letting out frustration.

1. Awkward-moment-maker: ...So, the weather these days...?
Weird person: Argle flargle?!?!
~*each start to hop up and down from the burst of energy*~

2. ARGLE FARGLE! I can't figure out this friggin shoelace! D:

by Kingfishahh(; December 28, 2010

gargle flargle

1. A sound someone makes when their ideas are rejected.
2. The sound of being indecisive or irritated at self and/or others.

Gargle flargle! Why won't you just let me do what I want?!

by justaperson May 5, 2014