Flomosexual

a man who attempts flow, but actually only looks gay.

"Wow. Did you see Tom Brady's new haircut? What a flomosexual."

"Dude, that style just isn't working for you. All you accomplish is being the worlds biggest flomosexual."

by Mr. River's Nutsack September 14, 2010

Flopportunity

Any given situation where the removal of one's penis from it's owner's pants and/or shorts is an appropriate course of action.

Friend: Hey, so did you really show Stacy your throbber yesterday?

You: Yeah man, I saw my flopportunity, and I seized it. And then so did she.

by Jimminster July 9, 2012

Guapo floppo

When you stick magic mushrooms up your ass and after 16 hours you take them out and eat them

I couldn’t go to the family reunion cause I was off the guapo floppo

by Franjo September 27, 2020

romple flomps

The pieces of skin that sometimes hang off the outer lips of the female's vagina. Also known as "beef curtains."

Those romple flomps are disgusting. I can't eat that!

by afkatt November 17, 2007

Flompy

An individual with abnormally large breasts. A rack that forces you to rethink the law of gravity. A set of twins that make the McGuire brothers look skinny.

Here man take these sunglasses -- that flompy with the huge headlights is walking up.

by blueberryboy8991 August 5, 2020

flomping

1. To flomp.
2. Apparently what teens do these days in regards to getting their new shoes dirty.

"I told you not to wear your new shoes! I know how you guys are always flomping around!"

by Hey Suess August 28, 2005

flimposinkuwa

the eggs they serve at mcdonalds that obviously are not real.

do u want my flimposinkuwa they make my nostrils fart.

by bo12 October 22, 2007