flog the log

Rub the grub, tug the slug, whack the weiner, strangle the one-eyed python, embrace the unemployed.

There was no chicks at the party so I went home to flog the log.

by Brad June 05, 2004

Flog Gnaw

Used by rap group OFWGKTADGAF. It is "Golf Wang" backwards, which they call themselves sometimes instead of "Wolf Gang."

Person 1:"Wolf Gang all the way!"
Person 2: "No, it's Golf Wang now." "
Person 3: "Flog Gnaw, bitches!"

by OddFutureSarah January 24, 2012

Flogging Tonsils

Vigorous deep throating of the male fuck knob that deprives the giver of air and delivers a old fashioned tonsil beat down.

I came home drunk and work her up and started flogging tonsils.

The prostitute likes it dirty and rough so I started flogging tonsils and she was gagging hard.

by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020

bog flog

A bog flog is when you masturbate on the toilet while talking a shit

Joe: I just need to go for a bog flog
Dave: Too much information dude

by majestic uber April 16, 2014

Flogging Molly

An Irish band that involves pieces of folk and punk music to create an interesting sound wraught with rhythm and Irish Nationalism.

Devil's Dance Floor, What's left of the Flag, and Drink and FIght are all good Flogging Molly songs.

by Grendel September 29, 2003

flog the bishop

to masterbate crazily

i caught Ronald flogging the bishop to gay porn.

by Justin Hell May 19, 2004

flog sock

An article of clothing used to clean up semen stains after masturbation.

"Geez mate,my mum was cleaning my room and found my flog sock under the bed!"

by drongo September 05, 2006