Flashbang

To have cum shot into your eyes to the point you are blinded

“How was your night with Ted, Jenny?”
“Well it was going great until I got flashbanged and couldn’t see”

by PenisTestosteroneStressDisorde April 4, 2023

Flashbang

Like a flash mob, but a public orgy.

Hey bros! You guys want to be in an all dude flashbang?

by MasterBlaster139 December 16, 2022

flashbang

when a girl is sucking you off and when you cum you cum in her eyes, whilst simultaneously whacking both of her ears creating a ringing effect

me: i flashbanged that bitch
friend: that’s far out man! you know what they say though, like father like son!
me: you said it best brother!

by Yung_Eluslive February 6, 2019

flashbang

to have sex at the "speed of light." Almost every time a guy flash bangs a girl, it is known to be a huge disappointment and rumored around the workplace or school for months.

Dude, I was so embarrassed when I flash banged her.
I'll be over in a minute when I'm done flash banging this chick.
How come I always flashbang my girl?
He always flash bangs me!

by Pajamas Jaglimarmo November 16, 2014

flashbang effect

Flashbang Effect: When you walk outside from being into a dark room and the light blinds you.

Dude I call that the flashbang effect, its fitting isn't it.

by Reaper Smiley King Gidorah May 5, 2016

Flashbanged myself

When you masturbate and hit yourself in the eye during the cumshot

I was just jerking off and fucking flashbanged myself

by Thatshowyougetants2257 July 28, 2023

40Mm flashbang

Giant grenades used for killing infants in their cribs and to point, point blank at the vulnerable populations faces. Good enema

The 40mm flashbang needs to be banned.

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022