Duck flatulence

If it smells like a duck, sounds like a duck... It might be a quack-sounding fart

Heather had terrible duck flatulence that Polly thought they were at a pond

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 11, 2016

chronic flatulence

When someone farts all the time.

Cody really needs to stop drinking beer. It's giving him chronic flatulence.

by jimmybomm June 15, 2020

egregious and stentarian flatulence

When your farts are really loud and wet

that Taco Bell gave me a severe case of egregious and stentarian flatulence

by .&:&3&83 November 11, 2017

Post-Orgasm Flatulence

When you’ve been beatin’ up the pussy and you finally sling some batter. As your abdominal muscles begin to relax, you can feel gases rush towards the exit door like a fat kid chasing the ice cream man. Just then, you fart so hard you tear a hole in your prison wallet.

“Bruh...what did you eat?”

“No brah. It’s not what I ate. It’s who I banged. Pussy was so good she gave me post-orgasm flatulence.”

by CrushDiddy October 2, 2020

Factulence

When someone is speaking out of their ass on topics which they claim to have knowledge of

As the professor waxed about their business case studies the seasoned professionals knew it was a bunch of factulence.

by consultantspeak July 29, 2012

Fratulence

when all the boys fart in unison and cause partial nuclear fallout

- Dude, the Delta Gamma Epsilon house was dumb stanky last night, it smelt like someone ODed on chalupas

- nah, don’t worry man, Brad made his legendary seven bean nachos so all the boys were experiencing hella Fratulence

by nwlxlckejx December 21, 2019

sub-cranial-flatulence

The proverbial "brain fart". Also known as "scf". Making a silly mistake. A small, yet ridiculous blunder.

"I was suffering from some sort of "sub-cranial-flatulance" that day, my bad."

"You should take sumthin' fer that "SCF" of yours... "

by Fish October 15, 2004