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Flaccid Fuck 

When a man who suffers from erectile dysfunctions who cannot afford viagra attemps to have sex with his soft (flaccid) penis.
Tyler was laid off and therefore can not afford viagra so he has to flaccid fuck Abby until he seeks employment.
Flaccid Fuck by Pizza Dawg February 12, 2012

flaccid acid 

The cum that ejaculates shortly after a ruined orgasm or other penis deflating event. This phenomenon is described as one of the most discomforting experience for many.
Person 1: Yo dude, I heard you fucked Sarah!
Peson 2: Yeah bro, but she bit my dick right before I came so she got my flaccid acid.

flaccid sauce

That cheerleading routine was some flaccid sauce.
flaccid sauce by tits mcgee September 4, 2004

Flaccid Assassin 

A man that gets a sexual thrill off of blood and gore
Guy 1: "What're all these pigs doing here?"

Guy 2: "Heard the guy was a Flaccid Assassin
Flaccid Assassin by CloudMr February 13, 2014

flaccid whip 

when you whip your flaccid penis across another's face/body/etc.
yo man last night this girl was being all grabby on my junk so I just pulled it out and gave her that flaccid whip
flaccid whip by cyanid369 May 15, 2020

Flaccid Florence 

Flaccid Florence: A person who just can't get their little buddy up no matter the circumstances.
Maya: "Hey Rob~ gonna finally give me a night I'll remember?"

Rob: "But Maya you know I'm a Flaccid Florence!"
Flaccid Florence by JackMeacoff April 13, 2023