McPenis Fillet

A sandwich at Mcdonalds that has had the special sauce added from an employees penis and then spread upon the bun with said penis.

This McPenis fillet tastes a little funny.

by superslicedog January 13, 2009

Five finger fillet

When the boy can fit all for of his finger and thumb into the woman's vagina.

"I gave that chick a good five finger fillet"

by Parkerboi April 9, 2015

Filetstead

A stated of extreme inebriation whereby the subject's immediate friends' and wingpersons' evenings are cooked.

I was gonna hook up with that girl but Gozer got so filetstead he was yacking in the microwave, so I had to cart his sorry ass home instead.

by Gozer182 July 14, 2010

filleted

to fuck and duck.

John came over last night but he filleted, and I'm kinda mad about it.

by whitechick96 February 12, 2020

Scottish Fillet

You insert a fist into the anus and extend your fingers as though to give a high-five. You the rotate your hand 90 degrees, close your fingers back into a fist, then remove the hand.

"Yo, dude! I broke my thumb last night giving your mom the Scottish Fillet!"

by sin(π) September 12, 2015

fillet-o-face

the latest craze in france. two slices of bread with a pigs face between.

I ate that fillet-o-face with much delight

by jesus March 25, 2004

penis fillet

the point in which someone is about to blow his load when being sucked off.

bread crumbs growing on a penis

mike is a turd with a penis fillet

by Brian Ronan July 2, 2003