by Andioof October 28, 2019
by Gregisblakc August 22, 2022
a living legend, a man of many talents. born in vale de cambra, he is now establishing his personal empire throughout the world. little by little he grows in power, there are native tribes in the Caribbean who worship him as a God. a celebrity in Portugal.
-Filipe Valquaresma?
-Filipe Valquaresma
-Filipe Valquaresma
-ඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩ
-Filipe Valquaresma
-Filipe Valquaresma
-ඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩ
by indoctor May 01, 2022
It's my name
by GOOFY AHH MAN ‼️ November 07, 2023
A dirty Filip is not related to a dirty felipe.
When in a threesome the dick double dips from one ass to another's mouth.
When in a threesome the dick double dips from one ass to another's mouth.
Person 1: Damn, I heard that that dude did a dirty filip with those two girls
Person 2: That's insane! Lucky man.
Person 2: That's insane! Lucky man.
by Morfijev objem August 19, 2021
by 1234Tonk1234 May 21, 2019
Boy who likes ketchup too much.
His favorite word is Mister Bear and his hobby is throwing tins of fanta at people's heads. Normally he loses his job but when he doesn't work in the seat.
He's a nice guy, but don't spill the shampoo or hide tangerines.
Hobby: legoleyen
David: hey look the brushes are prepared in your bathroom.
Filip: Uncle is my shampoo!
Also Filip: but you have tomato sauce for pizza?
Nicknames: filipo vasilio donuts pesci.
His favorite word is Mister Bear and his hobby is throwing tins of fanta at people's heads. Normally he loses his job but when he doesn't work in the seat.
He's a nice guy, but don't spill the shampoo or hide tangerines.
Hobby: legoleyen
David: hey look the brushes are prepared in your bathroom.
Filip: Uncle is my shampoo!
Also Filip: but you have tomato sauce for pizza?
Nicknames: filipo vasilio donuts pesci.
Filip: my favorite thing in the world is the sausage.
David: his name is Filip Vasile! El rumano peligroso in Spanish.
David: his name is Filip Vasile! El rumano peligroso in Spanish.
by Aichan June 22, 2020