fester gook

a term used for a complete twat who's typical behavior is camping on modern warfare 2

fucking hell is that fester gook still there?!

by grim baggins August 5, 2010

Festpedition

The expedition of a group of friends for their first couple of music festivals. Is the best fun of their lives so far

Tom: "Hey man what are we doing this weekend"
Arthur:"Embarking on our first festpedition"

by Chingstar November 8, 2010

ferteen

A word in the native tongue of the hillbilly. Either to name the number or initiate a mating ritual.

Hey James, what's nine add 10. It's FERTEEN

I'm gonna FERTEEN u so hard later

by Jeff Fefferson October 19, 2015

Fester

The most amazing friend that always had some kind of gum, candy or anything. Fester friends are always there to fester you.

Hey Fester? Do you have any gum? Candy? Anything?

by Fester May 10, 2017

Festervale

A gathering of all genders at a single location who have a missing or slightly amputated ring finger on both or either of their hands.

We had an awesome time at the recent Festervale. Everyone had a red hot go.

by Filthy a Six F. April 18, 2019

Festie Wife

A woman you meet then become intimate with for the duration of a weekend camping music festival.

Brah, I just saw Andromeda, my festie wife from Bonaroo 2011; we spent more time in my tent than seeing shows for fours days.

by scamper May 28, 2020

Festerbation

Festerbation is the act of choosing to wallow in escalating sexually longing without any reprieve or sexual release. It is physiologically unhealthy in that it increases stress levels in the individual.

Jill was rejected by Jack. Instead of a revenge fling, Jill fixated miserably on all the great sex they used to have, and "festerbated" herself into a migraine. The migraine was due to extreme "festerbation".

by Ray Ortiz (MTP) December 8, 2020